They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Literally how I feel in life

One day 8 teenagers decide to play truth or dare in a "haunted" insane asylum. Later they find that it wasn't such a good idea. They encounter many different things but you will just have to read to find out what they are. So my lovely ghoulish friends enjoy and I hope u read it well because this might just happen to you!

Cutting poems and quotes. They just sound really pretty and they're here for anyone. I'm here for anyone that needs me too