❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞ - Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.

He just stood there staring at me. "Can I help you?" I asked gaining some confidence. "Yeah. You can start by sorting out these files, contacting these people, and getting me a coffee." He said dropping several folders on my desk. He started to walk out the door when I spoke again. "Who do you think you are?" I asked annoyed "I think that I'm Ashton Irwin, your new boss." ___________ Story Began- August 30, 2014 Highest Ranking- Fanfiction: 74

ob • sess /ǝb'ses/ Past tense: obsess; past participle: obsessed preoccupy or fill the mind of (someone) continually, intrusively, and to a troubling extent. In which a strikingly handsome young runaway obsesses over an awkward acting Starbucks worker.

What my thoughts sound like.

He wasn't even an actual teacher

I write poems about love, life, death, happiness... Anything really. I also write poems for people, and if you want me to write you a poem, inbox me and I'll inbox you the poem but I still receive the credit. Hope you enjoy! Yes, everything in this book is an original, but there is a story or inspiration behind every poem. If you would like me to explain the reason behind a certain poem or something I wrote, feel free to inbox me the question, and I will answer as soon as I can! And yes, I have copyright. :D Thanks for taking the time to read these guys!

"thanks for last night btw" "who the fuck are you?"

Brendon urie imagines and smut Includes a 15 part story called "I miss you and I need you here"

Ashton Irwin and Lauren Chandler could not be more opposite. They both come from different universes, or so it seems. When they're forced into each others lives, will they learn that things aren't always as they appear? "You make the rhythm, I follow it."