I dunno what could happen. I'm even questioning myself.

Ever wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA

BUCKY BEAR IS MY LOVE!!! IM CRAZY SO READ MY BOOK!!! ...Sadly I own no characters... ♥ I hope you all have a lovely time reading this and that it makes you smile or pee your pants with laughter. :) Hannah Banana xoxo

Someone gave Thor a phone. (Tony.) Someone gave Steve a phone. (Taylor.) Someone told them how to send texts. (Tony and Taylor.) And someone REALLY needs to tell Thor how to turn off Caps Lock. Part of Iron Beta 'verse.

Someone gave Thor a phone (it was Tony) Steve learned how to use Apple Maria Hill is a fangirl Phil Coulson is also fangirl Pepper Potts is the queen of Stark Tower (it says so in the deed to the building) Fury hates everyone (Mostly Tony) Loki is homeless Tony is motherfuckin' troll Clint watches everyone sleep (Except Tony cos he sleeps naked) Bruce sleeps where he isn't supposed to And Natasha makes really good coffee These are the Avengers' private phone records collected for your enjoyment