Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Fourteen years ago, King Salln found a baby in a basket outside his door. Fourteen years ago, the King's son saved the baby from being killed. Fourteen years ago, his Queen's lady-in-waiting raised the child. Seven years ago, that child started training. Training of the Assassins. (I don't own the cover)

Coda has had a long life. Her parents hated her knowing there was a demonic presence lurking inside of her head. So they thought they could solve it by abusing her. Hurting her till she couldn't walk or breath. One day her parents held her down and raked blades over the skin above and below her eyes giving her those scars. (On the cover). And that was enough. She ran away when she was ten and found a man who taught her to be the worlds greatest assassin. Ten years later she came home to see her parents have replaced her and had another child that they loved and didn't abuse. It infuriated her so she simply killed them all, enjoying the screams of them when she tortured them. Still she wanders around killing random targets. Easy enough she finds others that are supernatural beings like her.

Can a natural killer learn to be human again? Regan's unique talent for murder makes her a perfect assassin. After a lethal encounter leaves her broken body washed up on a beach, she finds herself adopted by a group of teenage bodyguards. She doesn't intend to stay for long, but soon Regan finds herself faced with a choice: become a hero or stay a villain? *** The boy played with the flat brim of the cap in his hands and looked around the room. He sat back in his chair, trying to look casual, but the heel of his hi-top sneaker drummed rapidly on the concrete floor. Regan sat opposite him with her legs crossed and her hands folded on her tartan skirt. She watched him without a word and brushed a strand of blue-dyed hair behind her ear. Somehow this seemed to unsettle him more. 'Calm down,' she said. 'It's just murder.' *** Author's Note: Darkness Girl: Trickster God is represented by Louise Fury from The Bent Agency. P.S. The epic cover was made by Paul Kopetko (you can stalk him at paulkopetko.com). Enjoy!

Megumi was lucky enough to be a scholar on a prestigious school. She thought it would be best for her future if she graduated there. She didn't plan on being a somebody. She wanted to graduate in peace, where there are no distractions; such as love. A/N: Whenever I see Eisuke so young, it makes me fall in love more with the present Eisuke. XP