I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toronto's a lot further away than it used to be. Clio suggests that Okie transport Sumatra across the border, because family is family. But coaching Okie by cellphone isn't easy, and Clio has some zombies of her own to contend with. Luckily she has some garden tools. Naomi Alderman and Margaret Atwood team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times. The story unfolds beginning October 24.

When you think of the CIA, the first thing that comes to mind is men in suits and earwigs. Teenagers in sweatshirts probably doesn't come up in a conversation about the Central Intelligence Agency. Aleksandra Meledin was genetically created, the hospital she was made at burned down two minutes after she was 'born', and she lived on the street for the fist nine years of her life. One life changing day, the CIA Director recruits her along with several other teenaged boys and girls. After all "The terrorists expect full grown men, not children." Cover made by _ladylucifer , a username I have a lot of respect for.