A Girl named Sarah Stone a 14 year old girl. One of the smartest student in their school. She's so good in science and math subjects. Her family owned 12 big and famous hotels whole over the world. She has her bestfriend named Chandler Riggs and Amy Moralez. Chandler and Sarah are bestfriends forever since grade 5. The main question is if it will last forever? Or not.

Voted "Most Likely to Join the Circus" consecutively by Killian High's past three 2009-2011 published yearbooks, and as said by practically every person in the entire school, Derek Wells is the school's ultimate class clown. Seriously, if you're ever in need of a good laugh just go to him and he'll have you clapping your hands and shaking with quiet laughter like some dumb seal. The biggest joke of all to him was love. What was that? It was just some mushy, four-letter word that somehow could make a girl either swoon or cry or slap you in the face depending on the circumstances. So when Derek puts on his newly-acquired glasses for the first time in school, he doesn't expect to see Gwen, one of his closest friends, in a completely different light. Suddenly when she smiles, it feels as if something is crawling around in his stomach and he isn't sure if it's the suspicious crab he had for dinner the night before or gas. When Derek confesses his feelings to her, of course she's going to take it as one big joke. It seems that "the funniest kid in the school" can't say those three words without having someone wait expectantly for the punch line. Will Derek prove to Gwen that he can be serious when he needs to be? Or will she just wind up laughing in his face?

Saint, that's her chosen name and if she has her own way no one would know her real one. If she has her own way a lot of things would happen, her mom would have never left, she would be normal and she would get to be with Nika. Yup, she's just another teenager in Toronto, she has a best friend to die for and a massive crush, the kind that makes you feel high on drugs and want to die at the same time. Just another teen... except her crush is a girl. Nika, Italian, hot and a big tease. Saints just trying to survive high school and she almost does too, until Nika decides to have a little fun.

"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. "Leave me alone." I hiss through gritted teeth before storming out of the kitchen, leaving behind my sandwich. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ A 16 year old girl named Courtney is not your average teenager. She buys her clothes from the men's section and only has two friends. But not for long. Her mother gets proposed by a wealthy man and she is forced to live with the school's biggest player. Unfortunately for her, he doesn't know how to mind his own business...unless he's with a girl. 1 girl, 1 boy, 1 marriage, 1 confusing relationship. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ ©2015, Kim Herz

Megan was a young girl in need to find her father. But has she found something else? Love? Will she find her dad?

We are driving back from our Vacation in Colorado. We were supposed to go to Nevada, but Colorado was closer to Arizona considering we lived at the of tip our state. It started to rain. Hard. We decided to pull over at one of those half gas station half convenience stores to get some snacks and wait out the rain. We saw a soaking wet man in the corner of the gas station. He looked homeless. He has ragged cloths, a heavy coat that look years and years old. Black hands, yellow teeth. And what made it look obvious, was an old hat with holes in it. My mom, Clair, had a sad look on her face. I knew she felt bad for the man, but then I knew what would happen next. I was scared if I was right. My mother walked over to the corner where the man was standing. She spoke in a soft voice. " Would you like a ride sir?". The man had a soft voice, soft but broken. " Oh no, I wouldn't want to be any trouble ma'am, but thank you very much for the offer." Clair smiled, "Oh nonsense!"

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

This story is about a girl named Emily, Emily Riggs. Yes, in case you were wondering the famous Chandler Riggs is her brother. Correction, twin brother See what Emily goes through being Chandler's sister. Sorry I'm not good with descriptions. ~Emily Enjoy the story!! And comment, vote, and follow!! Thanks:)

hey there ! That's the second joke book I'm writing, considering the first one was in French : "LA LOLITIDE" .a.k.a. "THE LOLITUDE". which i hope made some readers laugh. And here I am writing the second one because I think my jokes are better in English even if it's the third language I've learned in my life. (so please excuse the mistakes) Here, you'll find some jokes of mine that I've translated from frensh to English, others I've created in English but many others that are not originally mine but would be used as inspiration . Ps: I'm a very sarcastic person which would explain the humour in most of the jokes. Soooo... I hope you'll enjoy and have a great LOLitude hopefully ..... or not