john gets framed for 5 murders and sent to jail for life. his cousin jake is there for 27 years. john is an innocent boy who makes quick friends with the guards but not the prisoners. john extremely hates anything to do with crime. he gets a new cell mate who turns out to be his worst nightmare in a human body? (ps jake will be really sassy to dirk most of the time)

“I’m looking to buy a pet.” Dominic said to the pet storeowner. “Of course, sir. Do you know what you’d like? We have a large variety of cats, dogs, reptiles, birds, and we even got a new shipment of humans just yesterday.” “I was thinking I’d like a human. I have a friend with one and he says they’re intriguingly intelligent.” “Well yes sir, while they are smarter than dogs or cats, they shouldn’t be overestimated. They’re still just pets.”

It's all fun and games until someone goes insane~

A Sad-Stuck that I wrote. All you Homestucks have been warned. Yes, if you do not like Homestuck, then do not read it. Simple as that. Anyways, hope you like it! :)