CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN AS OF MAY 2020!! SEE INTRODUCTION FOR MORE INFO!! ❤️

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

So you have found me and my friend creepily making our way through the forest as if we were expecting something. Your curiousity got the best of you and you chose to follow us deep within the forest. Who knows what you will find

What if your perfect life suddenly became not so perfect? Meet Parker Call. At eighteen years old she is just a normal girl living in a small town in Nebraska. Parker lived an ordinary life, up until the day of her high school graduation. You see, Parker's parents had made a deal with the band 'Asking Alexandria' when they were younger. If the band loaned them money to help them get by, they could have Parker when she was fully legal and graduated high school. Four years later Parker is suddenly thrown into a world of chaos, feeling like her whole childhood was a lie. Scared and alone she tries to navigate this new world. Will she adjust and accept the boys as her new family? Or will she always resent them? Find out in 'Breathless' ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Written by anonwriter123456789

Jades best friend went to a sleeping with sirens concert without her but at least one good thing came out of that

Vivian Night was only four years old when she met Denis Shaforostov for the first time. Denis and Vivian grew up together, barely ever leaving each other's sides. On Vivian's tenth birthday she got the news that Denis and his family were moving to Ukraine. Now, eight years later they have come back to England for Denis's senior year for him to join the band Asking Alexandria. But since Denis left, everything has changed in Vivian's life, friends, family, relationships, have all taken a turn. What happens when Denis walks back into her life, making her sheltered life a whole lot less innocent? Find out in 'The Way We Were'. (I suck at descriptions.)

Hope and her best friend/sister have know the members from Sleeping with Sirens even before they were famous. Ashley was happily in love with Kellin as Hope was with Justin. But when they find out that they get to preform at Warped Tour Hope knows that Justin might not stay. When she later on finds out that he cheated on her. She leaves him after a year of dating. This breakup also caused a bad breakup between Ashley and Kellin. A year later Hope and Ashley also become famous in their band Life's 1 Repair (Copyright) But they look different. At Warped tour they run into the one and only Sleeping with Sirens. Will they recognize them after the change they went through? Do Justin and Kellin still love Hope and Ashley. Find out in Don't you ever forget about me (A Sleeping with Sirens, Justin Hills Love story!

One day Karly is left home in her apartment alone, when a strange person kidnaps her. What happens when a murderer is in love with you? Find out credits to Chloe Elizabeth for letting me use her wonderful story

Jordan is a 16 year old boy who recently got adopted and doesn't want to be here. He doesn't feel welcome or belong. He doesn't want to be here, in this new town and this new house with new parents. He keeps trying and staying strong but his heart is broken and there is no way fixing it and he meets Raven, who is 16 and belongs where he know lives. He starts falling for her but will that break his heart completely or will it fix it? Or will he be right back where he started...nowhere.