Just some random things that I think are funny. I mostly find them on instagram, tumblr and sometimes twitter. Read on or not, I love you anyways! ~ lils x

A Blacklist fanfiction. Donald Ressler is still heartbroken over the death of his fiancé. Reddington just wants to make Donald feel a little but better. Disclaimer I do not own the characters and while I do use quotes from the show I take no credit for them.

Anxiety is a normal human emotion that everyone experiences at times. Whereas anxiety disorder is a serious mental illness. I believe that nothings too serious to never get rid off and thus call it my passion I help people with anxiety disorders. It's like depression and since cuddling is a natural antidepressant drug, that's exactly what I do. I do the CUDDLE SERVICE. NOTE: this book is pathetic, millions of GRAMMAR ERRORS, SPELLING AND TYPOS!! Read at your own RISK!! if you're a grammar nazi and enter this book and comment about how shitty grammar is, you know what you are :) it's start with lett--oh you f*cking know. *UNDER EDITING* Cover by: Me @kreachermuch #3 in Humor 5/19/15 PLEASE CHECK OUT THIS AMAZING TRAILER!! http://youtu.be/-TXFOI7X20U Thank you so much @starsandsky for the amazing trailer Edited by: Zeyda2323 © All Rights Reserved 2015 kreachermuch

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her best friend. With all these guys determined to win the title of the Virginator, will Charlotte make it out alive with her virginity? tumblr link for pictures: http://thelastvirginstanding.tumblr.com/ Cover by @WeAreAHurricane [#4 Teen Fiction / #4 Humor]