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SOON TO BE PUBLISHED BY W BY WATTPAD BOOKS! Grace wants to prove herself by making the men's hockey team at her new school. Will a rivalry with the captain - or an attraction between them - get in the way? ***** When Grace Gillman moves to Californi...

1000 tips to being a girl

disclaimer: i began working on this book in 2012. i was twelve, and bored, so a majority of the first chapters are cheesy, or bizarre. my apologies. i'll do my best to give life advice for girls, however i doubt this will ever actually get to one thousand.

Call Me Ella (ft. Niall Horan)

Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy...

The Cell Phone Swap

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. B...

Must Date The PLAYBOY! (PUBLISHED)

When Victoria 'Tori' Peige found out that Zachary Anderson was the reason for all of her bestfriend's past break-ups, she knew she had to step in and make a move. Even if it was against her will, Ms. goody-goody asked Zach to be her boyfriend. Little did Tori know that Zach only agreed because he wanted to use her in...

Double-Crossed: A Spies and Thieves Story

Macey McHenry—Glamorous society girl or spy-in-training? W.W. Hale V—Heir to an American dynasty or master thief? There are two sides to every coin. Whether these two can work together is a tossup. Born into privilege, Macey and Hale are experts at mingling with the upper class. But even if they’ve never raised an eye...

The UnSlut Project

I was the 6th-grade "slut." And I kept a diary. So I decided to create The UnSlut Project in the hopes that my own diary entries could provide some perspective to girls who currently feel trapped and ashamed. I am publishing these entries one at a time, without changing a single word except for the names of the peopl...

A Thousand Words | ✓

Reece Bremer goes through life with a scowl and cold personality. Jessica Andrews goes through life with a glowing smile and positive outlook. Reece looks at life with dull, judgmental eyes that make him hate the world and the people living in it. Jessica, well... She looks at life through a camera. Literally. They...

A Girl's Guide Book

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Realize (PUBLISHED)

They live on the same floor. They attend the same luxurious school. They have the same friends. They couldn't stand each other. And just when she thought she could get away from him, they end up being on the same band. Could life get any more worse? Oh, that's right. He, the coldest arrogant jerk, is also the most han...

The Bet (Just The Way You Are)

When Drake Swift lost in a bet, his best friend wanted him to court a girl in a month and ask her to be his girlfriend. After she said, "Yes", he will tell her that he doesn't love her and all that happened between them was a game. But what if Sophia Taylor, the girl his best friend chose, is clever than they think s...

Young Blood (Book 2 of Blood Sisters)

"I promise to leave behind my past, Mason. My past with Cole is gone and now it's a fresh start" I admit. He looks at me in unison as we walk along the corridors of the LBHS "A fresh start. I like the sound of that" He smiles. Yet this fresh start has a terrible beginning. Bliss and Faith are back! And ready for thei...

The Fire Within

Blood Sisters

"Yeah I'm um not your typical vamp, I'm different, an individual like my sister" I told him He smiled "Well I like different" Life from then onwards changed. Bliss and Faith are the most unlikely vampires ever, it's no questions asked they wear bright clothes, hair chalk and love standing out from the crowd. when thei...

Project Popularity

Luke Archer and Summer Merrick have always been the It-Couple at Roseville High. When Luke breaks up with Summer at the beginning of senior year, Summer reveals that she has been cheating on Luke with Paul Walden, Luke’s best friend. Angry and betrayed, Luke decides to get revenge, and he enlists the help of Jamie Van...

Teen Mermaid Me

Crystal Collins is hated by some, and admired and envyed by others for her looks. She is the typical teenager-loves hanging out with her friends, pranks her older brother (and gets pranked too), and has a crush on the hottest boy in her school. But she has a secret-she's a mermaid, and when she finds out that she's ad...