I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore. (Also My Wi-Fi Went Out.) Camryn Reynolds is that one girl who never puts down her phone. It's like her life. She's a Tumblr girl and is very passionate about it. She's weird, awkward and hangs out with people just as weird. But, of course, rumor spreads of the notorious Jeff the Killer and she's immediately intrigued. Little did she know that the smiling killer is actually real. She realizes this when she comes face-to-face with the man. Unfortunately, he breaks her phone which nobody on this Earth should ever, EVER do. So Jeff is forced to be her slave as payment/punishment for breaking her precious phone, Richard. Yes, its name is Richard. Can Jeff repay his seemingly endless debt or will he stay Camryn's man-servant...FOREVER?! He probably won't repay his debt. Yeah, he definitely won't. This is something Jeff never expected: to be enslaved by an introvert who could care less that all of the CreepyPastas she reads are real. [WARNING: LOTS OF STUPID]

Miku Hatsune's father is an unemployed man who enjoys target practice. Her childhood friend, Kaito Shion, is always mooching on her parent's equipment, and her life isn't any better with two baseball-loving blond brats always showing up uninvited for dinner. Her home is an old, dank place, and her life is slowly crumbling. Could it get any worse? Maybe, just maybe. When the dead begin pressing their palms against her doors and her father is brutally torn apart by neighbour, the bodies begin piling up and Miku realizes that it's time to take the gun in her hands. Target shooting begins now, and the targets are the dead.

I will take a long time writing the chapters and updating plus, you would have to wait long. I can write about almost any couple. The story could be any genre. Like romance, friendship, family, angst, etc. I might take requests, I don't know. Put them in the comment section and I might consider it. Shameless Advertising :P Check out my other stories, please. "VocaHigh," for example, if you haven't already. A lot of people have read and liked it, so I hope you will too. "Broken Promise," on the other hand, is long and sucky. The last chapter was rushed so I guess check it out?

Miku Hatsune is an ordinary person; no strange quirks whatsoever. That is, until she meets world-renowned author Len Kagamine -- or should she say Rin Kagamine? Either way, if Miku can't keep Len's secret, she's going to have to pay the price. [Based off of my coffee shop prompt] [Probably some really crappy humor too]

DUN DUNN DUUUUNNN Oneshots..... I know it's not the best title but.... Meh I'm sorry for not writing a REAL story I just can't get any goody good plots. -.- I'm really sorryy P.S: I'm still working on other Undertale ones so don't worry :3

Rin and Miku have graduated from high school and are on their way to adulthood. Kind of. Their plans are to find jobs that both of them can work at, decent paychecks and of course, meeting cute boys that either work or go there. So far, none have met the requirements. They soon find themselves in a sticky situation when they meet two guys that help them with three other guys that they have a fight with. They immediately fall in love with the two handsome saviors. Soon, they stumbled upon a café that just recently opened. The shop perfectly meets the conditions for the both of them and they start working there. One day, two boys enter the café and Miku and Rin realize that they were the two guys that saved them. They speak to them, but soon know that they shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Miku and Rin immediately become enemies with them after knowing their personalities. What'll happen? Will they fall in love with each other like most cliche stories? [Also, there are some other characters, just not in the beginning. Probably somewhere in the middle when the story gets progressed.]

When Miku Hatsune awakes in a strange room and is about to be killed, mysterious Len Kagamine saves her from her dark fate. That is her first memory, but she is a program. A program made to sing. Her soul has died as Miku many other times--but why? And what is Len hiding from her that he won't share? ~A Vocaloid fanfict. (Kagamine Len x Hatsune Miku)~

Miku Hatsune has always been haunted by her hallucinations - her schizophrenia gets worse by the day. As she begins to figure out a little more about the one hallucination that loves to paint her face with terror, she promises she won't stop until she finds out his story... even if it drives her to drown in insanity. A Vocaloid fanficiton. (Kagamine Len x Hatsune Miku)

This world has changed from what it was years ago, wizards and warriors we're back, fighting against eachother. But in the mist of all that, Len Kagamine, a warrior from the Vocalo.id clan and Miku Hatsune, the green witch, met amd became friends. Who knows? Maybe they'll actually become more than that.