He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

bal-co-nee-al ; of or referring to a balcony \\ in which a cynical girl and a disastrously (self-characterized) aromantic psychology student have daily discussions between neighbouring balconies \\ #1 in short story june & july 2k15 \\ book 1

the hogwarts manual of what potterheads would do there besides draco malfoy. ▂▂▂▂▂▂ ✧ all original ✧ book idea by @RingRingCat ✧ achieved #1 on random status : completed

A noble king and commander, thrown into the position and forced into maturity at a far too young age. Forced to lead, and fight for the kingdom that his parents left behind. A man left with nothing but a black cloak to hide his identity as he fights in the shadows, left alone with no one but himself to count on. Two lives torn apart, walking entirely different paths. Its almost like they never even knew each other. Cover art done by the amazing: http://sugarcrooks.tumblr.com/

Ross has been through many heartbreaks, and eventually just shut down all emotions so he wouldn't feel it anymore. He only really cares for his three younger brothers and sick mother he has to take care of, but work and money are scares, so he must steal for it. When Ross is caught trying to steal from the royal castle, he's put into slavery and on the market. He's bought by a mysterious man in a cloak. Turns out it's the king himself, Max Mithzan! Ross isn't fazed by this. Though, he is surprised as the supposedly ruthless king, turns out to be just a poor, lonely soul with anger issues. Will Ross keep up his emptiness despite the obvious feelings shared, or will he finally lower his guard and learn to love again? Disclaimer!!!: I own none of the things used in this unless said otherwise. Thanks! Warning!!!: Y'know what? I think I'm gonna steer away from the things I usually warn about. Even so, I have no idea what I'll write, so don't read if you're easily depressed or offended. <3

Dan Howell is an insomniac....who's scared of the dark. Only a little bit. One late night (or early morning), he decides to venture out and explore London at its quietest. He meets Phil Lester at an all-night coffee shop, and the two quickly become friends. As the friendship continues to grow, Dan has to begin facing his issues, and his feelings for Phil.

This is my first story, ever. I don't think the story will get many reads but just know I tried! This is nonlemon, so if you're a perv out for some animatronic porn to read, you're out of luck.

Still in Gravity Falls Dipper Pines finds himself wondering around the forest. But what he doesn't know is that an unexpected visit will soon came to pass. *contains explicit language* Note: I will not be writing lemon or smut. Thank you.

High school junior outcast Effy is a druggy with a broken home. She's working her way through high school working two jobs and trying to get over her addictions with the help of her boyfriend Caleb.