Newly minted teacher Poppy Fraser is starting a new life - she just didn't expect it would be in such an alien place where football is the main religion and anything else is just not worth knowing about. Joel Hardy has been trying to escape his family legacy all his life but it just keeps pulling him back. Together they might just find a way forward for themselves, the town and the local team - maybe.

[Completed] [Featured!] A long, long time ago, when I was a chubby and unwanted teenaged girl there was this one guy I had a crush on. We hooked up but it was a one time thing. I went away to college and he went on to become a movie star. Now, in my thirties, Michael Fassbender walks back into my life. But not that I care. Right? [Mature Content Warning! Reader, beware! Dun dun dun!]