This is about four friends who have all been in a massive fire and everyone is burnt but one girl gets burnt worse than everyone and is in hospital and while one person isn't taking this easily and is forced to love some one he doesn't have feelings for but is it wise to love someone who might be dead?

"Purr for me, kitten." he smirked, twirling that damned blade of his. "No," she snarled. ** original cover picture, before edited by me, was made by Ruberman Rodriguez.

When Talia was little, she had a neighborhood friend that did everything with her. After he went missing, Talia was more of a reserved person who didn't have many friends, but when after about 12 years later, she reunites with her best friend and learns the truth about what happened to him all those years ago.

You have ten days before you die. The infamous "Jeff the Killer" shows up one night to kill you, but creates a deal with you instead. If you survive ten days, you live. If you don't, well, you obviously die. Fun, right? The only problem is that you laugh every time you see him. His face is just so funny! How will you control yourself? What if he starts to love you? Ha! He's a nasty, blood-sucking, gay-as-hell jerk-face. There's no way you'd fall for that. He was the one that broke into your house, so he was gonna play by your rules. Every time he insults your slutty friend- slap in the face! Every time he calls you stupid and a whale- slap in the face! Will you survive all ten days with this inconsiderate asshole? -+- This is a JTK x Reader from second person point of view. It's a parody of my other fanfiction, "Killer Romance" This is the funny version, and the other one is the serious version. I don't own most of the characters. (Jeff The Killer x Reader PARODY) WARNING: Contains lots of sarcasm and swearing. IF YOU DON'T LIKE RACIST JOKES AND/OR GET OFFENDED BY HUMOR, DON'T READ THIS. Good luck to those of you who persevere onward. I'm sorry if your family looks at you crazy for laughing like a maniac at your phone or crying because of how pathetic and stupid this book is. Most of the plot is exactly how it is in the original book, so DON'T GET MAD IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. Co-me-dy. It's not meant to make sense. -+- I do not give doc truyen or any individual, website, organization, server, etc. the right to reproduce, post, publish, steal, etc. my stories and ideas.

Just a bunch of Fairy Tail related one-shots and short stories. ^_^

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

Its going to be about everything pertaining to Zodiac signs etc. Would have alot of FUN things in here. This is BOOK 2 of ZODIAC SIGNS!! Do check it out. I got great news too, if you continue being my daily fan, all gets dedications ^_^ .©COPYRIGHT 2015 by @rainbow_kisses1 .....All Rights Reserved

Its going to be about everything pertaining to Zodiac signs and astrology etc. :) Hope you guys enjoy. © COPYRIGHT 2015 by @rainbow_kisses1 .....All Rights Reserved

These are the different zodiac sign traits