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Do you like random or strange? Do you like deep and emotional? Whatever you like, this is the book for you. A series of one shots as a mixture of funny, philosophical and just plain weird.

Random Percy Jackson jokes

Just a 'nice and friendly' game of truth or dare with our favorite Percy Jackson characters! (A/N I was 12 when I wrote this. People with high level brains and a respect for well written works, leave now. Everyone else: Come in for a laugh, cause were grammar and embelishment was lacking, humor is abuntant. )

Just teeth cringing, facepalm worthy, nails on a chalkboard kinda things that I NEED to rant about. If you want humor, honesty, and a place to rant, read this book. If not, DON'T READ... It isn't like I'm forcing you to read it or anything... DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS OR ANNOYING FANFICTION IN THIS BOOK...FANS AND RICK RIORDIAN OWNS THEM ALLLLLLL!!!!

Thirteen girls had lived a pretty crazy life, which just got even crazy. Two people named Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase come to pick them up, claiming they are some kind of demigod. Soon they figure out that life is a lot harder than they thought it was. Monsters are crawling all over the world, waiting to feast on their flesh. They are taken to Camp Half-Blood, a safe haven for demigods, and taught how to fight...for about twenty seconds, then everything starts to turn upside down. Satyrs from all over the country have been captured and it's their siblings job to rescue them. Their siblings are given a prophecy, only to later realize that the prophecy wasn't really meant for them in the first place. The eight were the captured, not the satyrs, and now it's the thirteen demigods job to rescue their siblings from the torture that awaits them. (THIS HAPPENS IN BETWEEN HoH AND BoO) I DON'T OWN MOST OF THESE CHARACTERS, RICK RIORDAN DOES. OH AND I WROTE THIS FROM 5TH TO 6TH GRADE SO IF IT SUCKS IM SORRY ~teamleo13

A ordinary girl finds out that she is a half blood. She finally makes it to camp half blood, but a few days later she trys to help- I've said to much! Read to find out! ( The sequel will be about her daughter And son) Please read. If you like it follow me!!!! I follow back!!! ( p.s. Something big happens in chapter 30-31) By guys!!!!

The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!

This is a story about.... well, the title says it all, my life as a teenage demigod