"you're going to hell, ashton irwin."

The crazy, stupid story of how I ended up driving my ex-boyfriend 3,000 miles to deliver him to the door step of his current girlfriend and all the adventures and little moments in between. 2014 © punkrockirwun **ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY**

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

in which a day care worker emails a little girl's father. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

Knocking a blind kid on his ass was the best thing that Daisy Kennedy has ever done, and the best thing that could've happened to Ashton Irwin was getting knocked on his ass by Daisy Kennedy. blind!ashton fic

"7:15, that's our time."

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"