"Who the fuck are you?" said the boy. "Who the fuck are you?" countered Faith. "I asked first." "And I asked second." There was a tense silence. And thenㅡ "James! There's a girl in your living room!" *** When Faith Potter gets expelled from Beauxbatons, all hell breaks loose at Hogwarts. Join Faith as she unravels secrets that were meant to be kept hidden, pranks that will leave memories and a journey of friendship and love. (previously known as little potter.) (non-canon compliant. this means i'm saying f*ck you to joanne and writing things my way.) Book 1 of the 'MISFITS' series. Written by @astronomyblues. #1 in SPELLS #1 in SIRIUSBLACK #2 in MARAUDERSERA #2 in POTTER #3 in REMUSLUPIN #4 in MARAUDERS #27 in HUMOUR #61 in FANFICTION #68 in FUNNY #768 in LOVE

the hogwarts manual of what potterheads would do there besides draco malfoy. ▂▂▂▂▂▂ ✧ all original ✧ book idea by @RingRingCat ✧ achieved #1 on random status : completed

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

"And so the clock begins to tick...." Immediately after the fall of Wall Maria, a young girl named May joins the 103rd training regiment to make up for the promise she broke. Along the way, she meets a certain shorty who re-writes her life entirely. Together, the two fight together and grow closer, eventually making large breakthroughs in the origins of the titans; including one that could mean victory for humanity all together. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I know there's plenty of these roaming around on the scary side of the internet, but I decided why not and add to that collection. Thanks for reading and please enjoy!

Eren Jaeger has a fraternal twin sister, Xion Jaeger. Xion was the surprise that the Jaeger family was not expecting but loved anyways. As Eren was always getting into trouble he always had not only Mikasa but Xion by his side. What happens when Eren and Xion's mother is killed and they take a step towards their dream and join the 104th training corps? What happens when Dr. Jaeger injects both the twins and Eren's titan form is brought to light but the two swear to keep Xion's hidden? What happens when Corporal Levi decides to make Xion his ever since the first time he saw her when the Colossal and Armored Titan destroyed Wall Maria and he saved her? *DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN ATTACK ON TITAN OR THE COVER PICTURE*

Alexandria Rivialle who is also known as 'The Shadow' in the Underground world because of her speed and being as silent as a shadow has been approached by Commander Erwin Smith to join the Military. After a hard time making a decision, she eventually enlists into the Military as Celestia Akeldama. What makes it interesting is that she is the sister of Humanity's Strongest. Having grown up with Levi Rivialle himself , it's not a surprise if this girl have a few tricks up her sleeve. Follow her as she trains with 104th Trainees Squad and eventually join the Survey Corp to meet her brother after 6 years. Will Levi eventually find out that his sister that he had left with an old lady named Maria Cromwell have eventually joined the military?

A collection of Aot pick up lines. *with some bonus anime pick up lines*

What if there are creatures that has been helping humanity fight the titans all along and they disguise themselves like one of them? What if there was another realm out there other than their own? What if these titans also came from another world and are only rejected creatures that were supposed to be created for a greater purpose than to destroy and kill? These questions have been occasionally asked but has been ignored and left unanswered. Now the real question is: What if these questions were all true? What if there really were other creatures from other realms? What if there are creatures in disguise among the members of the 104th Trainees? What if one of the Scouting Legion superiors is a creature from another realm? Read and find out who they are!

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They had a relationship stronger than anything romantic or sexual could ever be. Erwin knew that all to well. (F/N) also eradicated any idea of a relationship before she allowed it to even slip into her train of thought. But still it lingered in the back of their minds every time they saw each other. It seeped through the comfortable silence during hourly stretches of paperwork, or the sideward glances during the heat of battle. This is just a short fanfic about Erwin<3. It doesn’t go in a liner style at first. It jumps from different stages of their relationship( you'll understand once you read) Enjoy :) please comment or vote if you like it , would love to hear your feedback :)