A morbid story for a morbid audience.

Yup. You're a mermaid. I wanted to try something different, I have big plans. Your name is (Y/N) (L/N). You have a secret. Ever since you were little, no matter how big or little of an amount, if your legs touched the water, you would instantly grow a tail. Yup, a mermaid tail. One day, you met this... strange guy. His name is Eridan, Eridan Ampora. What happens when you two become friends? WOW I SUCK AT DESCRIPTIONS HAHA

I do not own Homestck This is a story of a girl who has four male best friends Sollux Capor, Karkat Vantas, Eridan Ampora, and Gamzee Makara. In this story the main character will begin to develop feels for them but in the end will have to choose just one. Who will you choose?

Sadism, masochism, who knew that you would prefer both. What will happen when you learn that you actually enjoy these torturous beings? And what will happen when it's just not enough. If you want to find out, take a peak inside.

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

This is a great story so reader it to find out how great it is.... ... ... Okay so it's about you (the reader) and Kankri and romance. That's all you need to know. I DONT OWN HOMESTUCK!!! THE ONE KNOW AS ANDREW fucking HUSSIE HAS MADE IT CLEAR THAT HE OWNS IT... Like a huss... So enjoy

A/N: The picture belongs to the owner! :3 Broke up, Cutting, Crying and don't forget about the important thing... Loving~ Who couldn't possibly love such an adorable reader AND Karkat~? :3

This is just something new. I wanted to try it, but enjoy, at least.

you are a stripper in the best club ever! the owner is a notorious womanizer and the bouncers kinda scare the shit out of everyone... in any case, you have a fun job but it gets embarresing real fast!