"Hey, if there's anyone who could cook up a virus to start off this decade, it's those mothertruckers downstairs." "Well, let's hope those mothertruckers down there are wearing masks." "If not, I'll eat their souls." "That's not very social distancing of you." "I'm the king of the underworld, baby. It's my solemn duty...
Alice was never supposed to die. They always joked of course, about finding her murdered, bloodied, broken, and dead. Dressed in blue and missing her head, the notorious crime boss brought to her knees; dealt like a deck of cards. It was a romanticised picture, a harmless daydream, but when the filthy pawns of Won...
Second book in the Fast Food series. ~~~~~ He liked French fries. She worked at a McDonald's. What happens when the two meet? ~!~ I took this picture from the internet. Credits to the one who originally drew it. ©bookbabere, all rights reserved.
In which tiny snippets of time are cut and pasted together. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Poetry #30 (29/01/19) © 2019 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.
Memes that'll, Blow your mind Be funny Be relatable And everything else. DISCLAIMER: I don't cater to your wants and if it offends you, then take up with me in personal message. CAUSE I DONT CARE IF IT OFFENDS YOU WHEN ITS MEANT TO BE FOR HUMOR PURPOSES ONLY! STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY! Highest Ranks: #1 - relata...
BLACK MIRROR meets PRETTY LITTLE LIARS in this multimedia thriller where an anonymous advice website gets hacked and the dark origins of the site start to come to light. (shortlisted for the 2017 wattys, #1 in mystery/thriller)
"Come on hermosa, we could be like Bonnie and Clyde." "I hope you know that they die in the end Spooky." (Oscar Diaz x female OC) (Coming soon)
Heroes. Ever since they showed up, people have gone soft. They're adored, worshipped. Devotion is showered upon them like rain. It's about time someone knocks them off that pedestal they stand on, someone to crush their pillars of faith. Someone like me. A villain. It's perfect. I'll be the undoing of heroes. ≠ discl...
hello! i am andy and i make things. here lies a portfolio and cover shop. come on in, i don't bite! #92 in random; 11.11.17 #91 in random; 11.30.17 #1 in design, #1 in edits; 5.18 STATUS: CLOSED FOR REQUESTS --- first opened 3.28.17 copyright ©...
Highest Rank : #6 in Romance #24 in Teen Fiction She was smart. She wanted three scholarships. She was struggling. She was strong. She was pretty. She was Mackenzie. He was hot. He didn't care. He didn't want any girl too close, but he wanted attention and affection. He was... ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~• Bea...
"Zoey." His voice sent a jolt of electricity down my spine, which only heightened my awareness that only a thin column of dust separated our bodies. "Do you believe in superstitions?" I shifted uncomfortably against the splintered wall of the storage closet he had shoved me into seconds earlier. "Those are folk tales...
A collection of history essays regarding Australia in the Vietnam era, Australian soldiers in World War One, changing rights and freedoms, Charles Perkins and women in the 1920's.
To all participants of the Abyssal Awards, Here is where all the results are going to be posted. Let's see if you made it out on top! -banjo
*CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 3* FIRST DRAFT For the third time, follow Lila into a world of cupids, arrows, betrayal, and love, in the Watty award winning series with over 50 million reads online. CUPID'S MATCH is published and in stores now! --- Come chat with me! (links in my bio) Twitter: @LEPalphreyman Instagram : @Lauren...
Welcome the 1st annual Abyssal Awards!!! Will you escape the abyss and rise above them all? hosted by @what_acreativeweirdo **Judging has begun! Head over to the 'RESULTS' Book to find out the winners!**
"Why are there so many hotline stories on your website?" "...Excuse me?" "And tech support stories. Nobody falls in love with the tech support guy at Best Buy, let me tell you that." {highest rank: #17 s.s.} ||cover by -riparian || NOT AFFILIATED WITH WATTPAD
This is the place where covers are made upon request. All book genres are now welcome!! Previously titled 'strictly fanfiction', 'breathe fine' and 'gypsyhook'. [requesting status: CLOSED & COMPLETE] Copyright © 2016 by soundthealarm Graphic Wattys winner 2018: People's Choice for Best Simple/Minimal Covers Highest ra...
❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." ...
[completed] Eirlys "To kill or not to kill my boss, that's a question." "Our elite team was set back by a farm girl?" "It seems like that farm girl possesses some unusual power." A dialogue story between Eirlys, a cool girl sidekick, and the evil, psychopathic villain, Lord Astor. It's now adapted into a webtoon! Go...
Highest Ranking #1 in Short Story... A collection of murder, theft, and other riddles. After reading these, you'll be able to say; it was Prof. Plum in the living room with the lead pipe. Do not try these at home! I have not made these up myself, I have just described it a bit more, and given a few details, yet the...
Welcome to the Wattpad Block Party - Winter Edition IV! Round SEVEN of this popular event is coming your way the entire month of February 2018 and it's going to be epic! The invites have started to roll out and everyone from your all time favorite Wattpad Super Stars, to USA TODAY Bestselling Authors, to talented up a...
[ This story was written in less than 30 Days - Winner of November NaNoWriMo project ] Delilah Rose (the actual Devil from actual Hell) sucks at keeping relationships afloat. In desperate attempt to win the heart back of Ryland Woods, a moody, teenage boy from Earth who dumped her ugly persona in the first place, th...
Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole...
The family burns basics. Trashes tropes. Their daughter isn't out for blood. She's out for the person who started the cliche that ended her. ✯ ✯ ✯ "Even though I dip your toothbrush in the toilet bowl, excessively steal your clothes, purposefully annoy the hell out of you, and wish at every 11:11 that you'd be in a...
Leia has turned her embarrassing reputation as a Third Wheeler into a money-grabbing phenomenon: Third Person's The Charm; an underground business where high school students pay Leia to third wheel. Her new entrepreneurship skills soon catch the attention of the rumor mill, and how its turning out these days doesn't...
This is not a revenge story. This is not a breakup story. This is how the blood running through our veins turned into poison. And killed the rest of the world.
*CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 2* FIRST DRAFT Lila receives an ominous Valentine's Day card. Cupid & Cal are keeping a dark secret. Fate is being interfered with. And a sadistic, and extremely powerful banished cupid is intent on stealing Lila's heart. Literally. In the eagerly anticipated BOOK 2 OF THE CUPID'S MATCH SERIES - Ar...
