Tips on how to write effectively, the ineffective way!

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They say "If you are skinny, you're on drugs. If you are fat, you look nasty. If you're dressed up, you're conceited. If you dress for comfort, you're a slob. If you speak your mind, you're a bitch. If you don't say anything, you're rude. If you are sweet to strangers, you are fake. If you cry, you're a drama queen. If you have male friends, you're a whore. If you have female friends, you're a player" You can't do anything without being labeled. We live in a society where people can't survive if they're not judging the next person. If you're proud of who you are and don't care what anyone else thinks. Add this book. I love when people are happy and I want people to be happy, so maybe some of these inspirational quotes will shine a light in your day. Sounds corny I know (but it's true).

An overview on my opinion. Feedback is appreciated.

Isang simpleng gabay para sa mga gustong sumulat. Enjoy!

You read it right. Kahit ano pang gawin niyo, iyan talaga ang title nitong story/guide na ito. Gusto mo bang malaman kung paano gumawa ng superb story? Iyong surely na mamatay sa katatawa ang mga readers mo? Iyong surely na babaha at magkakaroon ng pangalawang Ondoy sa loob ng bahay nila dahil sa tonelada nilang luha? Iyong surely na mai-in-love ang readers mo sa istorya mo na to the point of marrying it, kung pwede lang? Well then, kung gusto mo ring maglupasay sila sa inis sa gawa mo, dahil sa wrong grammar, misspelled words, boring na plot, at hindi kapani-paniwalang characters, at kung anu-ano pa... ito ang perfect guide para sa iyo! Ano pang hinihintay mo at ayaw mo pang basahin ito? Pasko? Bagong taon? O ang pagsabog ng mundo, dahil alam nating malapit na ang dalawang occasion na iyon? This work is solely made for fun purposes only. This is not a work intended to offend writers or anyone out there in the world. This is purely made to make you crackle like a maniac in any time of the day. Sana nga lang iyon ang talagang mangyari.

A quick walk through or guide on wattpad for beginners. Enjoy Reading!

Not just basic tutorials! This also contains freebies made by me using Pixlr. (c) 2014LolliPaulie. CLOSED FOR THE PREMADES. BOOK TWO IS PUBLISHED! Credits to XxArachnidxX for the current cover :)

Some points and guidelines na dapat tandaan for aspiring writers in wattpad, based on my personal views as an active wattpad reader/writer.