(A Dan Howell and Phil Lester story) An internet fangirl named Zoe finds herself in situations she could only dream of

Everyday burns about bands. DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE ALL A JOKE

You DO NOT want to mess with a fangirl, so this is a helpful book of things NOT to say to one. You're welcome. Have you ever brutally murdered someone over something stupid they said about your fandom/bandom? Put it in the comments or message me and I'll give you credit for it.