"Ako sa máš?" "Fajn." "Nevyzeráš, že sa máš fajn." "Tak sa nepozeraj a budem vyzerať fajn." VAROVANIE! Môzme obsahovať depresívne myšlenie postáv a seba poškodzovanie! Nieje to love story ako väčšinou, je to niečo ako vidím pravdu ja! Ak nieste na takéto veci, ani story neotvárajte. Ďakujem za pochopenie :)

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]