Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Motel 6- where you may find cockroaches in the showers, questionable food in the vending machine, and maybe, possibly, some love along the way. © Copyright 2017. All rights reserved. This material may not be reproduced, displayed, modified or distributed without the express prior written permission of the copyright holder. For permission, contact _HakunaMatata_ on Wattpad.com.

****COMPLETED**** Texting. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 ||Harry|| Unknown number: meet me at Starbucks tomorrow...well today. Please! Let me explain everything. Me: who is this? Unknown number: who do you think?? It's Louis! Me: sorry stranger but wrong number... Louis: oh..um..sorry...who is this? Me: I don't want to tell you yet.. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Louis and Harry texting by accident. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 WARNING: Sad later on in the story. If you are looking for a happy care-free book to read, this may not be your cup of tea.

Planes going into buildings. Bodies falling. Planes going into buildings. People covered in gray dust. Bodies falling. Planes going into buildings. Buildings falling. Planes going into buildings.

Tai nutiko visiškai netyčia... turėjau jį saugoti iki to laiko, kol nunešiu į policiją, bet... aš pamečiau lavoną. *** Highest rank in humor: #2

Melofobija Melofobija - muzikos baimė. Visas Melody gyvenimas buvo juokingas. Nuo pat tos akimirkos kai jai buvo suteiktas jos vardas. Jos gyvenimas iki penkerių buvo tiesiog idealus, tačiau laikui bėgant ji suprato, kad kaip bebūtų keista dauguma blogų dalykų atsitinka tuomet kai groja muzika. Muzika pražudė jos mamą. Muzika pavertė jos tėtį pabaisa. Muzika sugriovė jai gyvenimą. Tačiau nepaisant viso to, ji visvien pamilo žmogų kuris gyveno ir kvėpavo vien tik muzika.

the burns were to make sure the scars never fade. book 1 suicide series ©-esthetics 2013

In which seventeen year old Louis Tomlinson stalks twenty two year old Harry Styles on social media website called Facebook. --- Louis Tomlinson was new to Facebook, his parents never allowing him to have one until now. He adds his friends and when a curly haired male with green eyes appeared on the 'people you may know' list, he immediately adds him and puts him on close friends to see all of his updates. One day, he was messing around, accidentally messaging the make and that's where it all started off. "Damn daddy, you looking fine as hell in your new picture." "Who the hell is this?" "Oh sh*t." (Highest ranking) #502

"Go on Lou, just give it a go." ; in other words, Louis' older sister Jade dared him to put on make up and Louis ends up loving it. _Larry Stylinson_ • I do just wanna day that this book isn't short. When I say that I mean the chapters are long and things don't happen straight away. When writing this book, I wanted to develop the characters before jumping straight in to relationships and drama. I tried to make it as realistic as I could (I was young when I started this book). Just please give it a chance as I'm really proud of this book and really enjoy writing it!!