*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't. Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels? You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see. I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done. Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

A short story. A depressing one.

🥇1st Place - '18 Neon Awards - Random 🥇1st Place - '18 Fruit of Love Awards - Humor I'm Elle, and this is my novel, Jay. After rescuing my kidnapped plot from a minor character, getting kicked out of my house for cheating on Jay with a smut novel, and sobering up from a Wattpad votes and comments addiction, I've had it. I'll never write fiction again. (Our misadventures can be read in any order. Enjoy!)

This is my collection of poems. Don't expect regular updates. Expect profound words.

A short-story collection based on quirky prompts from the Wattpad community / competition entries. Immerse yourself in the world of a depressed rhinoceros, or spend some time with a vampire on post moon-colonisation Earth, there's probably something for everyone. Sci-Fi. Apocalypse. Time-travel.

If l was writing this and l was a table would you "chair"? Would you be "table" to "chair"? If you were reading this and you were a staircase...this conversation "escalated" quickly. And if you were a public transportation vehicle l'd politely ask you to "bus"t a move. All of my puns are original. Enjoy. And "plesiosaurs" comment and vote. If you are a blind plesiosaurs you would starve because you can't "see" food. All puns come with a 100% cringe guarantee or you get your money back...

"Years will pass and years will fade But never will the Diamond Globe To the Keeper or Keepers, the end of their days Will never arise and has never arose To the one who may take it all power shall be But for now it is lost to the waves of the sea" Kudos to CelloKitten for the beautiful cover!!!

She did it. She actually did it. She broke the dimensions. -------- copyright; do not copy: @trvbarivs

Our collection of very clef-er music related puns and jokes. Submissions are encouraged! Highest ranking: 788 in humor Cover by @CelloKitten

Gather round the conductor's podium and let us joke about the insanities of being in an orchestra. Submissions are encouraged! Cover by @CelloKitten