I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

hey guys! this is my first book i wrote so far........ its about the times when most people usual have...its like a joke book but its also a quote book.....so i just hope my first book wouldn't let me realise that i should stop writing.....thank you for your love and support....<3 stay awesome!!!! love @geyriellejr_xdswag

Penelope Larissa Edwards has always wished she could have her sister's life. Why? Because her sister was Perrie Edwards. She was in the girl band Little Mix and you might have heard of her as Zayn Malik's girlfriend. Zayn Malik as in 1/5 of that popular boyband One Direction. Penelope and Perrie used to be close but ever since fame came around, Penelope has been stuck at home while Perrie is living a superstar life. After not seeing each other for a good six months, Perrie comes home and begs for a favor. A favor that included taking her place so she could go on a well deserved vacation. Only they would know and no one else. Reluctantly, Penelope accepts and takes her twin sister's life. As a singer and as Zayn Malik's girlfriend. The thing is, he doesn't know that Penelope isn't Perrie. He thinks his girlfriend has changed...but for the better. Penelope tries not to fall for this charming Bradford boy, but before she knows it, she's head over heels. Penelope fights an emotional struggle. Between the sisterhood or a love life. Is it worth the risk? Watty Awards Finalist 2013

*y'all DON'T READ THIS. i wrote this at thirteen. you've been warned.* "Harry, it's been rumored that if you have a daughter you would name her Darcy. Any particular reason why?" The interviewer asked. I gulped and glanced down at my feet, not wanting to talk about the girl that I had lost. "Um, yeah, actually." I admitted. "I used to be friends with a girl named Darcy... but she was kidnapped and never found again. I think that I'd like to name my daughter Darcy in her memory." My heart started to ache as I remembered Darcy Monroe and knew that I would never see her again. Or so I thought. © Copyright 2013. All rights reserved. This material may not be reproduced, displayed, modified or distributed without the express prior written permission of the copyright holder. For permission, contact _HakunaMatata_ on Wattpad.com

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What would you do if you prank called a member of One Direction which leads to a total different conversation? Would you fan girl or just do nothing? How about if you were offered to be Harry Styles girlfriend? Well that had just happened to Zoe Bennett. But the thing is, Zoe and Harry are not into pulling the publicity stunt and are not even talking let alone making eye contact. Will they get through this, or will trust issues occur and the boy's fan base reject Harry's 'girlfriend' and would he become protective or will the couple start to forget that the relationship is fake? [COMPLETED] || harry styles fanfiction ||

Charlie is in serious hot water. After a naked girl falls from the sky, lands on his lawn, and claims to be from heaven, his entire summer is flipped upside-down. This girl can talk to animals, fight like a ninja, and hear people's thoughts. Plus, it doesn't hurt that she's got the most gorgeous blue eyes this side of the equator and skin as soft as goose down. But she is on earth for one reason and one reason only: to save a lost soul left behind on the wrong plane. Charlie agrees to help her, but when her jealous partner shows up to speed up the process, things get tense for all of them. Can Charlie let go of the one thing that has ever made him feel worthwhile? And more importantly, does she feel the same?

❝Let's go.❞ ❝Where?❞ ❝Anywhere. As long as your with me.❞ a/n i am so sorry i wrote this shitty book when i was twelve