She's always been the shy girl that no one notices, but once she catches Harry's attention will things ever be the same again?

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

After admittedly the world's crappiest suicide attempt, eighteen year old Charlie Hogan cannot be trusted to be home alone and is shipped across the country to stay with an absentee, dead beat dad in Florida. And thus begins a summer of transformation; of beaches and swampland, retirement homes and the Electro Complex; an anarchic, anachronistic, apocalyptic world filled up with violence and hedonism, home to the best friends Charlie will ever find. And then there's this mixed up boy- the kind who shoots lightning bolts up your spine, right into your skull- who's about to screw with Charlie's whole world. Forget everything you know about boy meets girl, Electro is a hot wet soup of gender identity, Dr Freud, Dr seuss, interminable sexual obsession and prosthetic penises...[hs au]

***Jan 2016 - The Budding Roses has been selected as one of the TOP 10 ONE DIRECTION FANFICTIONS worth reading by Sugarscape! http://www.sugarscape.com/bookclub/news/a1085541/10-one-direction-fanfics-worth-reading-january/ *** Currently appearing on the Wattpad Fan fiction Featured List and selected for Wattpad's 'Back to school YA' Reading List. Set amidst a chaos of hilarity in 1990's Brighouse, West Yorkshire, The Budding Roses is a classic Young Adult coming of age novel which follows the anxious voice of teenager, Simone Rose, and her descent in to panic, as she struggles to cope with the all-consuming occupation of lusting after boys and the emotional exhaustion of never being able to find the right one. As Baywatch plays on the television Simone has just vomited for the twelfth time, which as she has established has to be God's secret punishment for her recent transgression with the loathsome Harry Styles. At least she has Baywatch to maintain her spirits during illness, and it is from her sick bed that she falls in love for the first time with tanned, floppy haired Adonis, life guard Eddie Kramer. Powered back to health by her emerging amour, Simone soon realises that the coal blackened streets of Brighouse offer just as many hotties as the far flung beaches of Southern California. If only best friend, precocious know it all, Natasha could share her romantic sensibilities instead of chasing after Harry and his stupid football or worse still High School's newest hero, Liam Payne. Why can't such losers bog off and stop embarrassing her with their immaturities? Unfortunately for Simone, such luck is not to be hers.

A short story about what it's like to love someone through pixels.

The Honourable Louis Tomlinson, heir to the Earldom of Colbury and the multi-billion pound family business, RLA Enterprises, often feels under pressure to conform to the expectations of those around him. The 30 year old, nerdy and rather homely physicist part of himself feels he ought to be getting married and carrying on the family line – as does his formidable Grandmother. The only problem is, after his last disastrous relationship, seven years ago, he has little desire to get intimate with another woman, let alone marry one. Of course, Harry, his famous actor of a best friend, always likes to pip in that he is free to marry him and while Louis loves him to pieces, the joke is getting a bit old now. Listen to the amazing mix by evadiendo here: http://8tracks.com/evadiendo/eight-cakes-and-two-elougies

*ILLUSTRATED* Tish Williams always knew her brother would knock someone out, dropping bottles off their balcony.What she didn't expect was to come face to face with a naked Harry Styles, an awfully real gun, a string of impostors and a mystery that would change the world forever. Filled with suspense, danger, romance and missing kidneys, The Other Harry is not your average One Direction fanfiction...

Evenimentele se desfasoara in Anglia, o tara care este cunoscuta pentru curse. Acest joc are doua stele. Harry Styles- tanar, atractiv, un nemernic si Ben Marshall- periculos, ”mafiot” nemilos. Dezacordurile lor se transforma intr-o confruntare sangeroasa atunci cand Marshall ii raneste familia lui Harry. Harry este gata sa ia toate masurile necesare pentru a-l distruge pe Ben. El este pregatit pentru tot, el nu se va oprii. Bar totul se schimba cand Harry descopera ca el este indragostit de Katherinne, sora inamicului sau de sange. Sa vedem ce se intampla. T o a t e d r e p t u r i l e m e r g c a t r e @keta1997

// rescriu aceasta poveste. schimb destul de multe lucruri insa esenta ramane aceeasi, doar cu niste modificari, in bine pentru ceva timp capitolele nu vor avea legatura intre ele, pana nu le rescriu pe toate adica. \\ Cand Rosalie il intalneste pe Louis, expert in limbajul corpului, totul se schimba. Acesta stie tot ce simte Rosalie, insa nu isi poate da seama ce simte el insusi. O atractie ciudata este intre cei doi, iar nimeni nu ar fii crezut ca acestia ar putea vreodata sa aiba sentimente unul fata de celalalt, mai ales din cauza reputatiei intunecate pe care Louis o detine. Rosalie intra intr-un joc periculos atunci cand sentimentele ei pentru Louis sunt mult mai puternice, insa tot ce conteaza este ca cei doi sa scape cu viata. Sacrificii, minciuni, secrete si multe sentimente sunt puse la mijloc.

Sequel pentru Motel 6 Trecutul nu poate ramane trecut, si chiar si personajele negative, isi gasesc cumva drumul inapoi in viata ta. Niall si Avery au patit-o, dar oare pot sa treaca peste, din nou? © Copyright 2015 All the rights reserved to _HakunaMatata_ !!!