A safekeeping of thoughts that desire to take flight.

This is a book about a kid, who can't stay on a subject for more than 5 minutes, who is asked by his mom to go in the shed to grab a red roll of duct tape and return it to her. Unfortunately a wild turn of events caused the world to turn into a post-apocalyptic world somehow while grabbing duct tape. He must now go through a long, very distracting, journey to return the duct tape to his mom or he'll get in a lot trouble. The duct tape isn't a symbolic for anything, it's duct tape, red duct tape. If you enjoy the book I would love to hear your feedback about what I did right. If I did anything wrong, I would love to hear that too so I can improve in the future. Please don't be haters about it, just tell me what I did wrong. Thank you -Philip Bayly, aka, Sam Ps. This is an ongoing story. It doesn't end that chapter two (or whatever I ended at when you started reading this) so don't think you're stuck at a cliff hanger forever.

Read to find out ^^ and this is my first time using this app/ website so things might not go well haha ^^' oh well hope you enjoy (^_^)/ sorry i don't update fast busy with other things >.< but ill try my best to finish this story \^^/ and I'm not good at writing/ typing stories so this might be bab hahaha but oh well i tried xD

Do you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]): Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of these puns aren't mine (no one has enough of a dead soul for that). The ones not mine I found scattered throughout the Interwebz, on multiple sites and from multiple people, dead or alive, friends and strangers.