This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P

This is the story of Skye Jackson, who was a student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. When a holiday to America goes awry her life, along with Ginny and the Golden Trio, is about to get a bit greek...

It was pity that first made Dannie speak to him. She had known Ryan since she was a kid, but he had always been the popular Golden Boy, and she had always been the tomboy that didn’t mind not having any friends. It was odd, she had thought, that all the popular kids who had once kissed the ground he walked on, didn’t so much spared him a glance anymore, and it was this that made her sit with him that one faithful day and begin something that would only end up causing her pain.

A bad boy on the outside and shy on the inside + a bad girl on the inside and outside = What? Aria Hills is that bad girl. She has a terrible attitude and deffinetly not the best grades. All she wants is to be in control and have everyone listen to her. She doesn't care about boys, shopping and gosip. She is known for her trouble all over her town but nobody can do anything about it because her daddy is one of the richest man on earth. She soon finds out that her father, a record producer, has invited a world wide famous boy band to stay at her house. She dislikes all of them at first but hates, the one and only, Zayn Malik, the most. He makes her extra mad and knows just how to hit her nerves. But that one night the anger between them turns into a heated makeout session. That one action changed everything between them but is it for the best or for the worst?

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Completed! This isn't the first time love had a roommate. It's been five years since the death of her parents and 19-year-old Lillian Camel still mourns their loss while battling with mental illness. Cooped up in her aunt's house, she embarks on a one-girl mission to survive university and get her bachelor's degree as a fashion designer. But she is not going alone. She will need the willpower to face the demons that are coming along with her. But a breakdown in the dormitory system sets Lillian off to a decade-old abandoned dorm to room with the mysterious Noah Sky. Friendly, observant, and extremely attractive, he shares an unlikely trait of secrets with Lillian - secrets that haunt his past. However, they're not the only ones. The dorm has a few of its own. [[Word count: 90,000 - 95,000]] Content/trigger warning: Contains semi-mature themes, language and sexual content ©All Rights Reserved

Cato and Clove, the star-crossed lovers from District 2. What would happen if Cato and Clove survived the games instead of Peeta and Katniss? Follow the adventure from Clove´s eyes. The deadly,vicious, female career from District 2, see how she felt about here Tribute partner, and bestfriend, Cato. A:N/ I know, sucky intro, but the story will be way better, promise you that! Also, rated T, for language and sexual theme, not that much but still.

Sincerely, Anonymous takes place far in the future, after war has wiped out a grand portion of the human race. A new government in erected - a totalitarian system called The Panel that chooses the Careers of each citizen. The story is told by an anonymous individual (going by the pseudonym Lilly) through her letters to a girl named Annabeth. Annabeth has already had the procedure done: a surgery that takes away your memories to make you fully invested in the Career in which The Panel has chosen for you. Lilly decided the best way to convince Annabeth to join her cause is by gaining her trust, merely by telling the story of her final months before her Procedure, and her involvement with a secret organization called the Black Tens, serving to take down the Panel and diminish the memory swipe.

this is how you annoy the sh** outa people when you are in elevators :3