Emma van der Bilt is clever, snarky, and spoiled rotten. William Knight is cocky, impatient, and slightly dimwitted. So how exactly did Will manage to kidnap Emma and her best friend twice and live to talk about it? *** "What the hell-" I screeched. "Good morning, sunshine." I looked up in alarm and saw the smirking face of my kidnapper. His face would have made me a lot angrier had it not been terribly swollen, thanks to yours truly. "I'd say good morning, but judging by the boner on your face, I'd say you weren't having such a good morning." His self-satisfied smirk fell almost instantly, and his partner-in-crime laughed out loud from the driver's seat. "Actually," he said, "I'm having a pretty good morning. My luck's about to change. You wanna know why?" I didn't answer. "I'll tell you why. I've successfully kidnapped the daughter of one of the richest men in the country." "Don't start counting your lucky stars just yet. This isn't over yet," I snapped. "Isn't it?" he asked, raising the eyebrow above his good eye. His other one remained in a permanent squint, and it made it kind of hard to take him seriously. "I'm not the one who's naked and tied up in a stranger's back seat." I glanced down at myself and noticed for the first time that I was in my bra and panties. Honestly, I was kind of relieved. When he'd said "naked," I'd assumed he meant birthday-suit naked, not half-naked. *** Warning: Rated PG-13 for sexual content and language. Mostly language. I have a colorful vocabulary.

Evangeline Striker. 25 years old. Has a PHD in psychology, and is a current Dr. at the Arkham Asylum. What happens when a past patient is back? Will Eva be able to handle another criminal? Or will she give in to the madness?

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Luke couldn't stop thinking about Bianca Wilson and the night they'd shared. He wanted to find her so he could satisfy the itch to have her again. But he was a man who always kept it simple with women and made his intentions clear to them from the start. Bedding them more than once only made them feel like there was more than the physical intimacy between them. However, when Bianca shows up in his office with the news of her pregnancy, all his rules and thoughts of staying away from her go out of the window. There is no way he was letting her go now. Not when she was carrying his baby!

When a new villain challenges Joker's position as biggest villain in Gotham, Joker decides not to take the competition lightly. Joker x OC

this is a joker fan fiction. you like action, bad humour and Joker? this is definitely the story for you. the main character is a girl, and she works for the joker. But Joker doesn't know she is a girl! And he defiantly doesn't know about her double life. But wait, is it new sudden love I see, or is it just the blood dripping? read to find out what happens. ***done*** Oh, and if you know me ( the author) I suggest that you don't read this... I mean it mum, the his is not a story you will like. ~~~ Most common comment goes along the lines of "not to hate, but" and "WHAT WAS THAT ENDING?!?!?" VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED Mf, I wrote this when I was 14-15, and I cannot be bothered to come back and fix it now at 22 (2021)

Ariebelle Bo, otherwise known as Annie, is innocently walking home from work when she is attacked by a gang. Lucky for her, she is saved by the famed Dynamic Duo. Before long, a romance starts to bud between her and Robin, making her a target for nearly every villain in Gotham. When the Joker and Harley Quinn hear word of the Bird’s new girlfriend, they hatch a vicious plan to finally rid themselves of Batman.

When Gotham reporter Josie Scott is unexpectedly 'kidnapped by none other then the Joker' to aid him in one of his glorious schemes, she begins to grow accustomed to the 'criminal lifestyle' and a new Josie is born. But, will she put on the makeup and become one of Jokers crew? Or will she realise whats right and wrong? ******************************************* (Joker based on Heath Ledgers portrayal in The Dark Knight) ****************************************** Warning! Mild sexual content, and strong language (I rated it PG-13 because I don't think any younger should even be reading about that kind of thing :p ) ******************************************* I do not own any characters (except my own), but, I do not give permission for any chapters to be re written. By all means write your own Joker Fan Fiction, but it's not as good when it's someone else's idea. Thank you