"What did you expect from post breakup sex?"

"i saved you from yourself when you had no one else left" - michael clifford au

If 5SOS were penguins Rankings: Short Story: #646 [10.7.2014]

Alone in the Sydney, Australia with matted fur and mismatched eyes, is little kitten, Soldier. Her mum birthed her and all of her siblings in a box. Being the little Oreo runt out of a white litter of kittens, she was overlooked and beaten many times. So she just ran away. Then tall human, Michael Clifford adopts her from the street. He loves her, feeds her, and cuddles her in the band's group house. One night Soldier manages to get outside into the bizarre black storm. When she wakes up, she realizes that she's human! Sort of... She's a hybrid. She can barely talk and only knows a few things And the most important being that she loves Michael Clifford. And the only word she can even remotely say is: Mew

all she needed to do was complete the 8 steps that were scribbled onto the piece of notebook paper. how hard could it be?