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The Fall of Man

So much for an easy way to go. After thirty nine long years, each squandered day chained inexorably and uneventfully to the next, this is how it ends. How appropriate. Blinking back tears, Joanna shakes out another handful of pills into the palm of her hand... Environmental catastrophe, dismissed by many as myth or pr...

Stay by my Side - (Under Revision 2017)

He was standing few meters in front of her and he was the perfect epitome of heartache. She can't let herself be lulled to happiness by words uttered by the same man who broke her heart years ago. He pranced his way towards her with a devious smile on his face like he was up to some mischief and cornered her lik...

All of Me

'Cause all of me loves all of you... Love your curves and all your edges... Your perfect imperfections...

Still Waiting (KathNiel) [Finished]

How long can a man wait for the girl he barely knows? "If you love a person, you are willing to wait even if it takes a lifetime."

[BME 1] : BAD MEETS EVIL (Completed)

I am known as the bad princess. And then I met him, the evil sweetheart. I met him for a reason. I liked him for a reason. I loved him for a reason. And the only reason? Love. [Helen of Troy]

[BME 2] : BE MY EVERYTHING (Completed)

[EDITING TO 3RD PERSON POV] Limang taon akong naniwala na patay na siya. Pero limang taon din akong umasa na babalik pa siya. Ngayong natagpuan ko siya sa katauhan ng iba, gagawin ko ang lahat mapasa'kin lang siya. Pero paano kung sadyang mapaglaro lang talaga ang tadhana?

Will You Change for Me? (KathNiel)

DANIEL adores women and loves money more than anything else in the world. That pretty sums up everything about him before he meets KATHRYN. So the big question is, will he change for her?