Cross published on AO3. Set before the movie, since the book was created before the trailer was released. She/Her pronouns used since that is what I'm comfortable with. Progression gets better since this book has been in progress for two years or more. Who the hell has a gigabyte of their own voice recording? A narcissist turtle that is. But that file was taken by a friend and given to another. Do you normally fall for someone just by their voice?

-¡Niñato! -¡Idiota! -¡Mimado! -¡Bruta! -¡Niño pijo! -¡Marimacho! -¡Ególatra! -¡Fuera de mi coche! ¡Ahora! Salí del coche y una idea se pasó por mi super mente. -¿Ah si? Observa lo que hago con tu lujoso coche. Cojí mis llaves y las paseé alrededor del maldito coche haciendo un enorme rayetón. Caminé sonriente y victoriosa hacia mi casa mientras todo tipo de maldiciones se escapaban por la boca de mi querido enemigo. OBRA REGISTRADA EN SAFE CREATIVE CON CÓDIGO 1412062691611 TODOS LOS DERECHOS RESERVADOS.