just a boy who sees another boy at the bus stop every day. {one sentence} © goldenstarkey | 2014

"Are you in love with Ashton?" "Sometimes. We have a love-hate agreement." Or the one where Ashton is sort of afraid of submissiveness and Calum just wants him to stay for like 2 seconds.

You want her, You need her, And I'll never be her.

"I'm, uh, yeah. A boy, I guess. I'm a boy." "Okay but you still like cock though, right?" Or the one where Michael's trans and the others are only worried about his lack of transition and whether or not he still likes them.

calum: "i hate you" michael: "i know" sometimes short responses are enough cover by @xyoungvolcanox © 2014 violet (henmings) all rights reserved

"What does normal even mean? Sounds dangerous." Or the one where Calum's genderfluid and afraid of himself, Michael's demiromantic pansexual and really annoyed, Ashton's asexual and sassy, and Luke's gay and oblivious. And everyone loves Calum. ((Calum-centric ot4)) ((COVER ART BY LU AKA @coffeeshopluke))

in which calum lies a lot. © All Rights Reserved.

"as tempting as that sounds, i actually have other plans in mind tonight," calum said looking over at me and smiling lighty. "i wanted to talk to luke." "luke?" "luke? i mean what? i meant me?" "yeah waterboy, you." or when luke, the nerdy waterboy for his highschool football team tries to win the heart of the school's sweetheart callie. fem!calum nerd!luke a little muke oops? unedited..

"What's asexual even mean? Do you just jerk off a lot?" "What? No, absolutely not," Or the one where Calum's asexual and no one really understands it.

The one where Calum adds 3 random numbers into a groupchat in an attempt to cure his boredom. Things don't quite go the way he expected.