Shwimmie Fish Shwimkins was a narwhal. This is his story. (Warning: Short Story. Fluff included.)

Is it possible for one person to have two identities? Is it possible for one person to live a double life? We all read about these things, situations - whatever you'd prefer to call them, but are they actually possible? Meryn is a student at Cavalton Highschool and is currently finishing off her final year, preparing herself for college. She is a quiet student, however she is known as the one and only nerd. As a result she gets bullied, quite frequently, but over the years she has put up with it, her main focus on getting good grades in order to get into a good college. Mez is a well known street fighter in her city, everyone knows who she is by the long purple locks on her head. She is also in a gang called the Pythons, together they fight crime and attend the odd street race once in a while. Meryn and Mez seem so different, yet they are the same person. Find out what happens when one of the badboys from Meryn's school follows her home, all sorts of secrets start to unravel. 2015 Copyright © All Rights Reserved - HyperOnSkittles

-Story #2 of Nerd in Disguise- The name's Naomi Jax Smith. People call me Jax for short. The dude to my 3 o'clock is my twin brother Robin Matthias Smith. People call him Rob. We all have our own secrets. Our family has secrets--ones people kill for. Some secrets are meant to be hidden away in a deep, dark abyss. Some are meant to be told.

As the only daughter to one of the most powerful Mafia families, Shay has sought to figure out her own path despite the overbearing pressures from her Family. After a family dispute leads to Shay and her mother to go into hiding, Shay attends Elite academy--her own perfect Hell. With an incredibly awful (or ingenious) disguise, Shay's new identity is going well until Jacob Smith shows out of nowhere. Not only does he seem to know every right button to push, but he also seems to know everything about her. Shay's seemingly normal school life explodes with a new set of problems. Old and new enemies are coming for her and she needs to choose whether she will carry the Ricca name. Goodbye Nerd Disguise, hello old identity, old life, old friends, and new enemies. It's the Family business, where plotting someone's assassination is just part of the daily duty. (Unedited first draft) FYI title may be misleading at first.

Faith Mitchell was never confident. She was happy to blend into the background, much to the protest of her friends. At 16, her life was a normal teenage cliche. She was in love with Jace, the obnoxious player who she couldn't have, and her biggest worry was whether or not he would finally come to his senses and see that she really was the one for him. That is until she is kidnapped and recruited by a secret agency of assassins. She is torn away from her normal teenage life and thrown into a world of guns, knifes and criminals. The agency mold her into the perfect killing machine, and at 19 she is no longer the shy girl that was snatched away from her uncomplicated life, but a ruthless killer who will stop at nothing to complete whatever mission she is on. Then, the agency has a new mission which involves Faith returning to her hometown, and facing her friends, family and the very boy who broke her heart just before it turned into stone. What will happen once Faith comes face to face with Jace? Will the obnoxious player be able to reach out and get the old Faith back without pressing any of her wrong buttons, considering that the shy girl he once knew now has a gun. (WATTY AWARDS 2011) (THE FICTION AWARDS 2017) ©makeandoffer

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!