ty for reading I guess

These are for people who enjoy funny sex jokes. These are not mine; they're found all over cites, webs, books, etc. I just wanted to share the jokes that I thought was pretty funny. ENJOY GUYS!

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

This is a love story between amethyst and Pearl this is my first time ever writing a fanfiction I love this and I hope you guys like it

WORLD DOMINATION

The homeworld gems return.

This is a story about Ruby and Sapphire. (A Steven Universe Fanfiction) One night a terrible accident occurs causing Garnet to unfuse and having Ruby's gem break. They have to adjust to being separated, for they can't heal Ruby.

This Pearlmathyst fan-fiction takes place in the time period where Steven was just born, probably the hardest time of their lives. Self harm is involved a bit, so trigger warning if you are sensitive to that kind of material. This is my AU where Amethyst went through a tough phase at this part in her life and relied on self harm for a bit.

Pretty much Steven Universe Garnet Feels. Oh no not Square Mom