Funny Stories and Jokes (completed)
ty for reading I guess
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Funny Sex Jokes
These are for people who enjoy funny sex jokes. These are not mine; they're found all over cites, webs, books, etc. I just wanted to share the jokes that I thought was pretty funny. ENJOY GUYS!
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The Best Of Comebacks
❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
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Pearlmethyst love story
This is a love story between amethyst and Pearl this is my first time ever writing a fanfiction I love this and I hope you guys like it
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Ruby And Sapphire
This is a story about Ruby and Sapphire. (A Steven Universe Fanfiction) One night a terrible accident occurs causing Garnet to unfuse and having Ruby's gem break. They have to adjust to being separated, for they can't heal Ruby.
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Giant Women Don't Cry(Pearlmathyst)
This Pearlmathyst fan-fiction takes place in the time period where Steven was just born, probably the hardest time of their lives. Self harm is involved a bit, so trigger warning if you are sensitive to that kind of material. This is my AU where Amethyst went through a tough phase at this part in her life and relied o...
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Do You Remember (Ruby x Sapphire) Steven Universe
Pretty much Steven Universe Garnet Feels. Oh no not Square Mom
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Steven Universe Oneshots
Hello and welcome to a book consisting of Steven Universe! The chapters range from headcanons, to short stories, and mostly angst. And ships. Have fun reading! (half of this is angst i lied, lapis is my son, garnet should be ruby x sapphire's ship name byeeeee) #136 in Fanfiction 10/21/16 #1 in Steven Universe 4/6/17...
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Reader X Lapis
A Steven universe character!~ she one of my favorites and a bunch of people loved my readers x _____. So I decide to continue.
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Ruby x Sapphire fanfic
So I've read some amazing ruby and sapphire fanfics and I'm super inspired. My favorite one would have to be one called 'do you remember' so REMEMBER(yay corny jokes) to check it out!!! Also REMEMBER(did it again) to favorite and vote for this story. Every vote is like a BIG HUG!!!! Okay that's about it peoples. THAN...
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When Red Meets Blue ( Ruby X Sapphire )
I always knew i had a soulmate. I just hadn't found them yet. Until i came across sapphire. This is the story of how we found love.
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Steven universe ask or dare
Ask or dare any the Steven universe gang with your hosts emerald and topaz! I don't own Steven universe
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Truth or dare:Steven Universe[COMPLETED! WE ARE NOT TAKING YOUR DARES DAMMIT!]
FINISHED We love your support on this, but please comment on the sequel book! ✌❤
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Sapphire (sapphire x ruby )
So I'm making a story and this is just a gan fic of the main characters so I can get into them!
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The Splitup
When Ruby and Sapphire unfuse and find them torn apart they must find a way to salvation.
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Date (Rubapphire Fanfic)
Ruby and Sapphire unfuse for a cute, fun surprise. (FLUFFY FANFIC)
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Unexpected Meeting
Ruby is a soldier in the army that is fighting for Homeworld, that is until she is sent to Earth to join the Crystal Gem's, to be a spy for her commander to find the weaknesses in Rose Quartz army. How could she have known that simply decision would change everything? ((Yes this story is also on the site fanfiction an...
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Rupphire prompt
'Garnet' is arguing again. She splits apart and her less patient half leaves,for what she says is forever. What will happen,will sapphire lose it without her other half? ((Not sad,has happy ending.))
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A new hope
As peridot enters a all girls boarding school she realizes that she dosent seem to hate everyone as she used to.
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One Mistake
Peridot has maintained her straight A reputation ever since she began going to school. As a high schooler, there are many things that can distract you; drugs, alcohol, friends, etc. All of these things were were easily avoidable for Peridot, except one. Could one slip up completely ruin her stature? (This is an AU wh...
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"Happy Birthday, Peri!"
(Takes place in a world where Peridot and Lapis live in harmony with the Crystal Gems) Peridot's birthday is coming up, and Lapis couldn't be more excited! But after countless attempts to find the perfect present, Lapis feels hopeless. Can Lapis find something in time? Or could the perfect gift be right in front of he...
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