Blair Razvi, a self proclaimed snob, has spent majority of her life running. From what exactly, even she couldn't quite put a finger on. However, that comes to a halting stop when she meets Dean Vanderbilt, while she was stuck in situation she could old blame herself for. This man who was insatiable, cunning and most importantly, knew how crawl on her every nerve gave her a strange feeling of needing to stay as still as possible, so that he would never look her way. But, he always did.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)