Florida Forest Service duty officer Ray Lumley is in love with a white fringetree. Not an I-read-Walden-in-high-school love; a sweaty, sappy, I-want-to-rub-against-you-'til-I-get-splinters love. It's awkward. So, he's relieved to learn that he's really hot for Trivia, the dreadlocked, radical environmentalist nymph who lives inside the tree. Better yet, she wants to share an eternity of Arcadian delights with him. But first she has to kill the man she holds responsible for a spate of forest fires--Ray's boss, a mid-level bureaucrat (and soccer dad) who she insists is the King of the Woods. -- King of the Woods, or Trivial Pursuit retells the myth of rex Nemorensis as an urban fantasy. Updates every Tuesday.

"Don't call me a villain, that's so bourgeois." I, Declan, am not a villain. It's so bourgeois. Like, what makes a villain? The costume? The laugh? The moustache? Well, I don't have any of those, at least, not the moustache. I am what you can call an 'Anti'. No, not the anti-hero, it's still got the word hero. Why's everything got to be so black and white? For example, the media seems to believe that if you're the one going against the person who likes to rescue cats from trees, you spend every waking moment only doing that; plotting their demise. Well, newsflash, I'm actually a human being! I have obligations! I do my own laundry, my own shopping, my own cooking! We don't all have little henchman, idiots. So, as a way to prove the media imbeciles wrong, you get to follow my exploits in the modern world. But don't worry, there's more destruction than you might think. epic cover was made by @hestians

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Sixteen-year-old Jackie Howard knows nothing about her new guardian Katherine Walter when she moves from New York to Colorado. After discovering that Katherine has twelve boys, Jackie fears that living in the Walter house isn't going to be easy. It's just icing on the cake that the boys look like models... Cover design by pizzazz-

Meet Cloud 9, a whimsical nontet of teenage video-gamers stationed across the globe. All seemed well and in order - their online bloody genocide was now daily and their grades in real-life school were hazardous - until the member of the group that has always been the mystery goes missing from the online world of battle and bewitch. Faced with a grand enveloping mystery, the eight remaining boys (plus one third party associate) strive to obtain the whereabouts of James. They uncover a chilling secret - the missing boy had been captured by an infamous secret society - and they find themselves racing across faraway continents, seas, and islands in unrelenting search of James. In this tale of heroism, tragedy, good, evil, estranged love, and mystery, bullets bludgeon bloody bodies, scissors slice unsuspecting skin, impromptu penises penetrate unprepared panties, and malicious men murder monogamous minors. In troubled times one must go to great lengths to keep what he has, gather what he needs, and take back what no one else can; and in the end, masks cannot be maintained and losses go beyond count as when everything seems all but clear, one thing definitely is: Cloud 9 had never been so close to hell. "Ah, at last: a book combining gay smut, mortal combat, and Satanic sacrifice. This book isn't sick - it's just as pale and tired as always." - Jesus, probably *this book deals with topics such as self-harm, LGBTQ, depression, rape, underage drinking/sex, and mortal violence COMPLETED/UNDER GOING CONSTRUCTION

*ONLY THE FIRST FOUR CHAPTERS +THE PROLOGUE HAVE BEEN EDITED AND REWRITTEN, THEREFORE ONLY THEY WILL MAKE SENSE IN THE ORDER OF THE BOOK. PLEASE ONLY READ THOSE FOR NOW, OR NOTE THAT THE REST OF THIS BOOK WON'T LINE UP WITH THE BEGINNING.* Hello there, my name is Sunbeam. Wow, great introduction. I'm what some call a hybrid, a crossbreed, or maybe what some might call... Well, a mistake. I wasn't supposed to hatch. I'm not even supposed to be alive. But destiny thought otherwise. And now I'm here, living in a world where I have a purpose, I just didn't know what that purpose was until a little while ago. And now I wish I had never found out.

❝I think you're more of a goddamn female than I am, James.❞ | ❝Pfft, don't you know? The only thing straighter than me is my parking, Janice.❞ | Copyright © 2015 Sarena Akhter. All Rights Reserved.

A retelling of the colonization period like you have never heard before! Halia never knew the Elders' ancient way of life. She was a nymph born in a dark alley of a human town, far from nature, and had never left it. One day, in 1534, a frenzy took over the community as they are offered a new life in a newly discovered world. They hoped for the best but, as they soon found out, things wouldn't turn out the way they had hoped.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!