Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

It was pity that first made Dannie speak to him. She had known Ryan since she was a kid, but he had always been the popular Golden Boy, and she had always been the tomboy that didn’t mind not having any friends. It was odd, she had thought, that all the popular kids who had once kissed the ground he walked on, didn’t so much spared him a glance anymore, and it was this that made her sit with him that one faithful day and begin something that would only end up causing her pain.

The girl he's loved more than any other has died, leaving him with a confession he never got to deliver. But, thanks to a deal struck with a Pedlar in a graveyard, Colt now has three days to spend with Aquarius Joans, the girl who stole his heart.

Once upon a time there was a little girl in red...now, well over three hundred years later, in South Dakota Little Red Riding Hood's great-granddaughter, Rosemarie Roth, is on the hunt. Everything was going right for her; she was moving up in the rankings, she was about to inherit The Cloak, and her powers were getting stronger...and then she met Alek. Alek sexy, smart, and her absolute mortal enemy. What happens when everything starts falling apart around Rose and she's losing everything? Nothing will ever be the same. This isn't you average fairytale...