the words of fangirls and fanboys and what they mean. versus what they mean in real life

Every even numbered chapter is how to get a Whovian, and every odd numbered chapter is how to get rid of Whovians. Feel free to leave comments and suggestions!!!

For all the Doctor Who fans out there, here you go!

There lived a little girl, who has no name. She had no known birthday or records of birth. Her mother left unexpectedly, so it was just her and daddy in the big white house. But after some secrets were unraveled the girl is swept up in a heart filled adventure, including our favorite Doctor, Sarah-Jane and her crew, as well as Torchwood. This is the story of the Unnamed Child, and this is where it begins.

My name is (F/N) (L/N). When I was little, I had an imaginary friend. When I grew up, he came back. He calls himself the Doctor, and he has a blue box called the TARDIS that can travel through all of time and space. I ran away with him, and we've been running ever since.

There was a goblin or a trickster or a warrior. A nameless terrible thing Soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world. {Heads up: I've recently made this story mature for its suicidal themes and gore. If you have any concerns (I'm not sure why you would?), feel free to message me, I won't murder you, I promise.} {Also the first few chapters are kinda cringe so prepare yourself (＾ν＾ )}

This is my first X Reader 'fanfiction' and et cetera. I am using this to practice the second person and to entertain those like me who are fans of Doctor Who, David Tennant and all of its glory. You're Still Reading This? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! ALLONS-Y!!!

This will be 10th doctor x reader. Feel free to make a request only 10 I've only watched up to "the Shakespeare's code" season 3 episode 3. I'll up date hopefully every 3-5 days. Please request, I'll try my best to do them.

Enjoy!