I don't like One Direction. So can someone please tell me why I'm stuck on a game show with the five boys who have stolen millions of girls' hearts?

a series of phan short-stories and one-shots, each story has a summary at the beginning so you know what you're getting yourself into --- credit for the cover goes to @xsillytilly

phan // futuristic au. robot!phil. cyborg!rebel!dan the world isn't what it used to be: artificial intelligence is advancing by the second & is on the brink of making the human population futile. dan's one of the few people who have noticed this looming danger & are trying to stop it. success seems like an extremely uphill climb- that is, until he meets a perfect example of heightened ai from the other team, named phil. dan has a theory about him- a theory that might save or ruin all of humanity. but sometimes a risk is worth taking, right?

phan // in which a rich kid meets a cute homeless boy who has something he needs

phan // in which dan has heart problems and phil is obsessed with scaring & being scared

vines that just butter my toast all credit to people who made these vines *no longer updating and taking requests. sorry):*

"Take it! Just take it!" I demanded in annoyance, springing my whole body out as I tackled Harry from behind. "For the tenth time I don't want your stupid virginity!"

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!