When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. When your brother throws you a wig, you wear it. Vivian and Sawyer King are twins. They were a team and the only family they ever needed. But a new town changes their comfortable dynamic. As Sawyer is compelled to slip out of his new school, because of his needy girlfriends he seeks the help of his sister. When Sawyer asks his twin sister to pose as him, Vivian finds herself in a tight situation. Soon, Sawyer welcomes Vivian to the world of 'Dude'; where football, girls, and Bros are all included. But being your brother isn't an easy task. Vivian finds herself in awkward encounters, drunken mishaps, and in the company of many...many love triangles. Add a couple oblivious parents, a virginator, a double life, a group of kids known as the Intimidation Nation, and two boys vying for your affection, and you have Vivian's not so normal life. ||BEST RANKING: #1 IN HUMOR|| ||BEST RANKING: #5 IN FUNNY|| ||BEST RANKING: #83 IN TEEN FICTION ||

The first book in the Inmate 1566 series Winner of the Tv and Movie Awards 2017 When Inmate 1566 is sent to Arkham Asylum for psychiatric care, she soon catches everyone's eye, including the eye of a certain Clown Prince of Crime. The Joker sees a challenge once he first sets his cold dead eyes on the new girl, a woman with more potential than she probably realises, and a hell of a lot of sass . Outside of Arkham she goes by the Ring Mistress (a female Ringmaster) so what happens when the clown meets the Ring Mistress? Has he met his match? Will it be a jolly circus or a recipe for disaster? And will he ever know her name? Well I'm not going to tell you now am I? No. That would be silly wouldn't it? Yes I think it would be. Why are you still here? Go on get ta movin!... Or readin... Joker can be any Joker on screen, Heath Ledger, Jared Leto... Whichever comes to mind, I'll probably use the image of Jared Leto, I think Jared's Joker appears younger. Anyway it will have his image, and then I'll use lines from whatever Joker, that way he's like a mix of all of them. Featuring Scarecrow, Riddler (or is it featuring Riddler?!), Harley Quinn and cameos from other incarnations of Batman (example: Dr Leland from the "mad love" episode of Batman: the animated series) the story also comes with extra... Things, at the end! Yay I do not give permission for this story or my characters (Joker etc. Belong to their rightful owners at DC comics) to be rewritten or copied in any way shape or form. If you want to write a Joker fic it's better if its your own idea and not someone else's. Warning! Lots of cursing, maybe some graphic and sexual scenes too, I like to curse. Hehehe Read the entire series! 1. Inmate 1566✔️ 2. Inmate 1566: The Confidential Files

Wren Martin is socially awkward. She blocks off herself to the world, hiding behind her favorite hoodie. All she wants to do is keep a low profile, and graduate well enough to qualify for a college scholarship. But then a babysitting job leads her to cross paths with Asher Reed, Eastview Highʼs notorious athlete. When a field injury kickstarts his senior year, heʼs turning his free time and attention to Wren. And maybe she might not want to be invisible after all. ***** [Watty's Collector's Edition Winner] [TFA Runaway Prize Winner] [[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]] Cover designed by Ashley Santoro

*SEQUEL to The Bad Boy's Girl' and cannot be read as a stand-alone. Tessa O'Connell is a girl as in love as possible. Her goal for her freshman year of college is live wholly and love deeply, a task made easy by the spectacular man whose name reminds her of ice-cream and who supplies her endlessly with Kit- Kats. But with the couple in college, it becomes apparent that her boyfriend has the ability to charm the pants off of everything with a pulse. When status quo, clingy college girls, old insecurities and her slightly neurotic tendencies cause Tessa to question whether she can actually make the relationship work, it's up to Cole to show her that he's never letting go. Bu even for Cole Grayson Stone it's not easy to convince his Shortcake of never ending devotion as time apart, communication problems and a quirky new group of friends start to unravel the delicate thread that binds the two together. Can the boy who once protected her from the world protect Tessa from herself? Warning: Despite great efforts Cole Stone has still not been located on eBay, if you happen to come across him please let the Shortcakes know!

[SAMPLE ONLY. PUBLISHED IN OCTOBER 2016] - LINK TO PURCHASE E-BOOK ON MY MESSAGE BOARD! "Why are you being nice to me? I'm a freak, I'm blind," Riley had once asked her, but Ellie could never answer that question, and she would never be able to. Ellie Burke is just this simple town girl, who will never look at the wrong way about anyone. Moving to Florida means everything to her - she could turn over a new leaf, start a new life, and get the chance to actually be someone -and not just this useless nerdy girl. Everything's going well for her until she meets this boy in her English class - and he's the most interesting, unique person Ellie has ever met. The boy who lost his sight. She's going to fight for what her heart wants every step of the way. This is Ellie's story, and it's going to be one bumpy, complicated romance that's nothing like the fairy tales say. A story of hope, trust and what true love really means.

▶ little things which literally freaks me the hell out like naw, i'm done bye

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. But when identities are revealed and secrets are exposed, will Keeley's feelings remain? Available in bookstores now! Look for it under its new title, TEXTROVERT.

"You'll do anything will you?" Keeley smirks, a mischievous glint lighting up her brown eyes. "I dare you, Jade Elsie Brooke, to break into Trystan Woods house and steal a pair of his boxers without him finding out." Jade Brooke was the dare devil who had never turned down a dare, no matter how bad it was. So when a simple game of truth of dare ends up flipping her life upside down in the form of a dare, she has no one to blame but herself. Trystan Woods was the boy out of reach for most, who stood at the top of the high school food chain. Everyone loves him, and he was the football team captain. Jade had never interacted with him, until the day she was dared to break into his house and steal his underwear. The only flaw in the plan? When he catches her in his room holding his boxers. || Humour #1 || // this story is in major need of editing and sucks quite badly so read at your own risk you have been warned \\

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Josie Scott Wayne has finally started to settle into her new life, a happily married journalist, with the added burden of knowing Joker is alive, but she's the only one who does. Now Gotham is on the brink of a turf war, with many crime family's going to battle for Jokers thrown. Years later and the war is passed, and Joker is still nowhere to be seen, and a blood thirsty woman sits on his thrown, and she has big plans for Gotham. Darkness. Determined to dethrone her, Josie teams up with friends, including Ross, a homeless man she ran into in the good old days. But, will this new challenge lead to Jokers return? Or the return of Jo, the lunatic inside Josie which she tried so hard to suppress? Who's gonna come back to play?! Hello readers! Lokimakerofmischief here, bringing you back to the world of Replacing Harley Quinn, some people asked for a sequel and while I was watching Gotham, I was finally inspired to do one. I hope you enjoy! Joker and Harley do make frequent appearances in this book. I do not own any characters (except my own), but, I do not give permission for any chapters to be re written. By all means write your own Joker Fan Fiction, but it's not as good when it's someone else's idea. Thank you