Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Ever feel like you're drowning? Well, me too. I'm drowning in introvertedness. Need I say more?

The story follows the main character Elizabeth Bennet as she deals with issues of manners, upbringing, morality, education, and marriage in the society of the landed gentry of early 19th-century England. Elizabeth is the second of five daughters of a country gentleman living near the fictional town of Meryton in Hertfordshire, near London.

Rock Band Fights Evil is a fast-paced and fun series that follows the adventures of a ragged bar band of cursed musicians who are fighting to get leverage against the powers of Hell. Jim, the lead singer, is Satan’s own son, who bears a grudge against the First Prince of Hell since his lover lost an infernal wager and found herself one of the damned. Eddie, the guitarist, sold his soul at the crossroads for the gift of becoming the greatest rock and roll musician ever, but he forgot to specify an instrument—thus he got stuck with the tambourine. Adrian is a keyboard player as well as a sorcerer, gifted with immense power and cursed with a terrible narcolepsy that knocks him out when the stress gets too high. Twitch on the drums is a shapechanging fairy, cast out of the Mirror Queendom for a prank that went wonderfully right and offended the honor of one of Hell’s dignitaries. And Mike, bass player and former gangbanger, carries the ghost of his own dead brother around with him as a curse he just can’t shake.

A Supernatural Thriller A young girl discovers she is manifesting terrifying powers, especially the ability to enter and manipulate the minds of others. Targeted by an ancient family whose own powers are waning, she finds herself ripped from her normal life and imprisoned in a stone catacombs under an abandoned quarry. There, she must confront the unknowable intentions of a creature whose own powers seem limitless, the deadly battle waged by his children for their father's affections, and the very real danger not only to her but to schoolmate swept into this conflict. The worst part is, more frightening even than her circumstances, Maggie Stuart no longer feels human herself. What is she becoming, will she ever escape -- and when she can, will she still want to?

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