you treated me as if i were some sort of game that you had to win. a random story written in prose.

in which a boy delivers waffles and a girl eats them. book one in the foodie series ✿lowercase intended✿

when i saw her there in all her magnificent brilliance, i thought 'maybe, just maybe, this life is worth living.' ♔all lowercase intended♔ all chapters are edited so don't hesitate to point out any mistakes. i update every other day.

When it comes to seventeen-year-olds Aurora “Rory” West and Kale Mathews, there is no such thing as the concept of ‘common ground.’ Their interactions (the few that they have) are always filled with overly-sarcastic remarks and countless number of trips to the principal’s office. One day, when a particular interaction goes a bit too far, their principal decides to punish them with The Baby Project- a month long project, worth more than half their grade, that requires them to parent a fake baby. In the beginning, the partnership is discarded as a joke by both students. However, when threatened with the possibility of expulsion, Rory and Kale reluctantly agree to make peace for the sake of their education. Over time, something changes, making them question their thoughts and feelings. They say there's a thin line between love and hate, but will a baby be the last push? (Editing but still updating)

I'm not just any normal girl. And I know what you're thinking, Oh my god! She's a vampire or something! But no. I'm not supernatural, even though that would be awesome. I would never be anything like, exciting, or... I don't know. I don't paint my nails or wear high heals like the other girls. Neither am I very social, I don't have many friends. I'm clumsy. Like, extremely clumsy. Just yesterday I poured water all over my white T-shirt, reveling my bright pink bra. And you know what? It was in the middle of lunch. In school. On the first day. Everyone was watching me. Even the new guy. What's his name? Logan or something. Every girl's drooling over him for some reason. I don't get it. And I think you would know by now, how 'not normal' I am. Yes, you know that I'm not a vampire or a werewolf, or a girly girl. No, I'm socially awkward. Credits go to @xsnowberryx for the beautiful cover!

"You and I both know that any girl would kill to be in your position, with me, right now." He smirks, knowing that what he's said is completely and utterly true. Lea Wilson and River Parker don't mix; they don't like the same things, their lives are majorly different. But, what if these two people who are least expected to spend time with each other are doing exactly that? And, not only at school but at home as well. After Lea's house falls apart due to a termite infestation, the Wilson's are invited to stay at an old family friend's mansion of a house. The family friend also happens to be River's father. I'll give you time to digest that information. Yes, you're right. The sarcastic nerd and the egotistical heart-throb live under the same roof and encounter a series of events that make the two do something they didn't think would happen. They grow closer, and closer, and closer, until...well, you'll have to find that out for yourself. Follow them through their adventures of falling in love, getting their hearts broken, and learning lessons that explain there is more to life than they have ever imagined. WARNING(S): Strong Language & Mild Sexual Imagery. UNCOMPLETE. EDITING. ◊ The book trailer to the side is made by @starsandsky ◊ The book cover is made by @LightningStorms

Emilie Grey and Jared McKingsley have been dating three years now and everything is going good for them. But what happens when a new guy comes into the picture? What is he really up too besides trying to befriend Emilie? And what happened to Emilie that make her nights so horrible? I suck at descriptions but the story will be better, promise! *Sequel to Bad Boy Kisses. You really should read that first or you will be confused reading this one!*

Emilie Grey found her boyfriend Conner Hanglinton cheating on her after two years of dating. She's crushed but of course with the help of her crazy best friend she is going to move on. To bad, she didn't know just exactly how her best friend was going to help her until it was to late. Now she has the school's bad-ass not leaving her alone and even crazier than that are his bad boy kisses....

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Rose, I'm sorry, but your eyesight will be gone by the end of this year." Who knew one simple sentence could change a life so drastically? Rose is a normal seventeen year old girl with a normal life, normal friends, and what she thought to be normal vision. When she receives the news her vision is slowly deteriorating, she doesn't know what to think. Her life is over. What's a life without being able to see? Enter Chace, a young man who tackled Rose to the ground, mistakingly thinking she was about to commit suicide. He's handsome, suave, and has no idea why Rose is so upset. And even though she is a complete stranger, he decides he wants to help her feel better. With four months until her vision is gone forever, Rose slowly falls in love with this happy-go-lucky young man, but never reveals her problem to him. She's scared. Will he stay with her when he finds out she's going blind? Or will he ditch her when he finds out the truth?