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A true story all about my wattpad life I hope you enjoy ...

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P

Okay peoples this all the randomness that goes on in my mind. To warrior cats, to Once Upon A Time, to random chiz that goes up in my mind, to my wonderful friends, to anything I feel like talking about! PLEASE ENJOY!! *warning: my brain can not be controlled, I am very sorry if anything in this is offensive*

Funny hp Facebook chats. Comment some ideas.

A bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter

Where you can find interesting Warrior Cats Facts and Quotes. I don't own any of the pictures in this book, and I find the quotes and facts online.

Hey What's Up Hello, this is not_relevant here presenting Random Things From The Clans. This book is currently sort of on hold. I just am to lazy to update and I haven't really had any ideas. But let's just get back to the summary, this is a WARRIOR CATS random book, it's filled of randomness of WARRIOR CATS. I make up my own skits and I get skits from videos (I always say if they are from videos). Here in this book, Jayfeather is Gayfeather (but not actually gay, Firestar thinks he is), Firestar is the incredibly annoying one, Blackstar is constantly trying to be swag, Yellowfang never knows what's going on, and Tigerstar....is well....Tigerstar.

Harry Potter Facts & Quotes by not_relevant. The cover is made by my dear friend, Lavenderstem. I find these facts and quotes online and I don't own any of the pictures.