Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

In a world where vampires reigned, Rose had seen and experienced many horrors throughout her life. The very second she was taken, she was forced to become a pet with the sole purpose of cleaning or providing blood for vampires. ​ Her world flipped upside down when Lord Henry bought her. She had never thought that in a sea of ferocious monsters, a lesser evil existed - one who tried to save her from her demons while slaying his own. But is a love forbidden and scorned by many worth fighting for? THIS BOOK HAS 62 CHAPTERS TOTAL BUT IVE HAD TO REMOVE A LOT OF THEM BECAUSE ITS PUBLISHED ON AMAZON. SO THERE R ONLY 20 CHAPTERS ON HERE FOR VP. THERE R MORE CHAPTERS ON INKITT (slowly adding to 52) OR YOU CAN BUY THE BOOK FROM AMAZON (link in bio). THE SEQUEL OF VP IS ON HERE TO: THE VAMPIRE'S SECRET - it's after all the announcements after chapter 20 of VP. Highest rank: #1 in vampire. © copyright Molly Stegall 2017

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Are you an author but you can't seem to find just the right cover, write the perfect prophesy, come up with the greatest comeback, or remember that one character's name? Maybe you've been told that your fight scenes are completely unrealistic and you need to do some research. Or maybe you need an honest review of your story, or an editor to help you fix it. Or maybe you need a popularity agent to help get your story out there. Well, this is the place to find them! Highest ranking= 2 in Nonfiction

Basically short descriptions and details about your zodiac. May or may not be true. Mostly for fun. Believe if you want. So far, every chapter is written by me. I prefer not to take stuff from the Internet, as this is a Wattpad book and well, what's the use of creating one without writing the parts yourself? (excluded from this are the special chapters for zodiac seasons because I have to do research for them) Highest rankings (thank you guys!): #1 in horoscope (6/16/2018) #67 in Random (date not taken) - cover made and edited by me -

"Rest in peace, Alan Rickman. We will always remember you." "After all this time?" "Always." // Amazing Harry Potter Facts! // I don't own any of these characters. I'm just a fangirl that became overly obsessed with harry potter

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