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There's a war going on, and the Unlisted aren't winning against The New Generation of super soldier. Dan already had no one, but losing Phil, his closest friend, hurt more and over a month later he is still mourning. Flashbacks of memories don't make the pain lessen either. But maybe being a little careless in battle may turn out to be in his favour when a guardian angel with a gun shows up to save him.

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You DO NOT want to mess with a fangirl, so this is a helpful book of things NOT to say to one. You're welcome. Have you ever brutally murdered someone over something stupid they said about your fandom/bandom? Put it in the comments or message me and I'll give you credit for it.

Everyday burns about bands. DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE ALL A JOKE

Rants, randoms, and other bits and bobs. (Started on September 26, 2015)

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.