He was boy,,he was a shrek Can I make it anymore obvious

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

Shrek and Cory from Cory in the house do things

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Follow the intense love story between Shrek and his noble steed, from prison to a wedding, from friends to lovers, find out how the pair finds the layer to each other's hearts.

...lol

this is based off something that happened on amino (hi toby lol enjoy narrating this)

Kermit shoots up someplace that you might know

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

as the new york times once said "the best fictional romance novel in the 21st century it's a story of a simple non cliche love story between a shy boi name evan hansen and found the love of his life while he climb the tree name barry bee benson ( there will be smut in the end)