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Alison Dilaurentis the queen bee. She got everything she wanted, until one day she winds of pregnant. Cyrus kidnaps her and rapes her. She got pregnant along the way. - A pretty little liars fanfiction.

You are a Kindergarten Teacher at a small elementary school. You love kids, and you love your job. But when a little girl from your class is murdered, you decide to take matters into your own hands and enter a world of horrors beyond your wildest dreams.

"She didn't sound human. " "Her black eyes were disturbing." "I was about to let her in. " "They disappeared mysteriously. " "She was the mother of the children. " The black-eyed children begin... A story about the origins of the black-eyed children myth.

They were strangers, yet they were about to have an arranged marriage. Xael Stewart A girl with two sides to her. She can be nice if she wants to, but when you mess with her, she will not hesitate to fight back. Ethan Ford There are three words to describe him. Bipolar, egotistical, player. Your typical jerk, just, maybe not so much of a jerk actually. Despite the facade he puts on, you'll get to know the real him after some time. The two were against this marriage, and were forced to sign a marriage contract with three terms. 1. Married to each other for at least a year. 2. Sleep in the same bedroom. 3. Attend the same school. They swore to each other that they would not fall for each other and after that one year, they will part ways, but one of the factors in the laws of attraction is proximity, and what are the chances of not taking a liking to someone who you share the same bedroom with? #412 in Teen Fiction (8/6/17) #138 in Teen Fiction (26/8/17)

Remember those stories you were told as a small child, perhaps by an older sibling or friend? Ones about creatures that lurk in the shadows just waiting to attack. They were told to terrify us and it would work. Sometimes you would lay awake in bed afraid to fall asleep, then a parent would calm you down and assure you that in no way were the stories real. You would then relax, trusting your parent's judgment. That's how things use to be, but only too late now have we realised those scary stories are very much alive. Cover created by Chavalo218

Brooke Davis is no ordinary girl. She has her problems with her parents and her boyfriend, but when she gets kidnapped can she survive an even bigger problem? She faces challenges no one would ever suspect. Her biggest problem is changing from seller to seller can she survive being kidnapped that much? Her boyfriend Lucas, has his problem with finding her. Can Lucas find her in time or will something bad happen before he can get to her?

Love the creepy side of Japan? On the surface, all that people hear about Japan is their rich culture, and how weird some of their customs and inventions are. But aside from that, there is a darker side of Japan, including their unsettling urban legends. From different colored toilet paper to a poem that might curse you, this book will show you many of their urban legends are odd and downright creepy. And trust me, they will also show you yet another example of how weird Japan is. Oh, Japan... how I love you so much. The cover art is by an artist named Takato Yamamoto.

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.