Enter a world in which Irish Ogres reign supreme. Follow JackShrekticEye as he defeats the evil Lord Markquaad.

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)

Maybe Dan and Phil aren't gay... Maybe they're just Phansexual ~ Dan and Phil were best friends and practically inseparable. That's why things started getting a little complicated when Phil realized he had started falling for Dan. But around the same time, Dan started acting strangely. He got black-out drunk almost every night and had one night stands with random girls he'd picked up at bars. Has Dan finally gotten bored of Phil? Did he find out that Phil was gay and not want to be friends anymore? And the most important question: Will Phil be able to fix him? - NOTE: I WROTE THIS IN 7TH GRADE I KNOW ITS BAD PLEASE DONT JUDGE MY OTHER WORKS BASED OFF OF THIS ONE I PROMISE IVE GROWN AS A WRITER SINCE THIS

Good day to all of ya! (Notice: Do not distribute without the Author's consent. Its nice to see your hardwork pay off than steal another's work.) Hope you all enjoy reading! Also yo! This story is at #605 at the 'septiplier' tag (out of like 2000+!!) and guys, previous readers and present readers, I couldnt have done it without your everlong support in giving my work a chance, giving it a read!! I love you all so much!